My thoughts...

Carl's Jr is back!

2007-09-05T14:44:00.000+08:00

I had a major flu session yesterday and I felt miserable. And everytime I have a major flu, for some strange reason, I feel hungry all the time.

After having an early lunch yesterday round 12.30pm, I rested for about an hour before heading over to One Utama to ~~curi tulang~~ try and walk off the flu. And since I was there, I took the opportunity to check out some sports shops because I'm in desperate need for some football pants but couldn't find any that I like and most importantly, there weren't any SALE.

Sigh.

So as I was walking, I felt kinda hungry and had the sudden craving for Burger King's Whooper. On my way to BK, I remembered that Carl's Jr just opened an outlet in One Utama so I took a detour and headed over there instead to try it out. The last time they were here was ages ago. They didn't do too well and closed down eventually.

As I walked in, I was greeted politely by the staffs, bla bla bla.

They had quite an extensive list of burgers.

There's 11 types of charbroiled burger - their famous Famous Star and Super Star. Then they have the Portobello Mushroom, Chili Burger, Guacamole Bacon, Western Bacon varieties. Some of the varieties also come with double patties that will definitely fill you up. There's also charbroiled chicken sandwiches, crispy chicken, fish sandwich and fish and chips if you don't take beef. For sides, there's salad, onion rings, fried zucchini and criss cross fries. There's even desserts - cheesecake and choc fudge cake.

Since I was sooo hungry at that time and my craving for burger was so intense, I ordered the Super Star combo set which cost me RM17+!!! I could smell my wallet burning as I saw the amount. Well, as a consolation, the drinks are refillable.

Let's hope the price justifies the burger so I thought to myself. I was given a cup and a number tag for the burger to be delivered to me. The burger is supposedly prepared fresh when you order.

Order number 64 for the day?

After a couple of minutes, my combo set came.

Super Star with Cheese Combo set - RM17+!

I unwrapped the burger wrapping and I was greeted by this gigantic burger! Hands up, it's definitely bigger than McD's and Burger King's Whooper I tell you.

Checkout the size of this ~~bugger~~burger!

It was warm and looks quite fresh to me. And in it has 2 slices of beef patties, a slice of cheese, fresh lettuce, tomatoes, onions, ketchup and mayonnaise. Recipe for high cholestoral and calories. But did I care? Not a bit at that time. But now...

Hungry not?

I had a hard time eating it as I have a small mouth (I think) and that bloody burger was so huge. Everytime I opened my mouth to have a bite, bits and pieces of beef, lettuce and tomatoes kept falling down. It took me quite a while to finish the burger as I was struggling to make sure everything were sandwiched in between the buns before putting into my mouth.

After approximately 10-15 minutes, it was all over. By that time, I was too stuffed to finish the fries and iced lemon tea.

The aftermath.

As I was resting, I saw this:

It's gonna get messy.

Now only you tell me. Stupid!

Overall, I find the burger quite good and fresh. Better than BK's I would say. On the downside, they're rather pricey as compared to what other burger outlets are offering at the moment.

Let's hope they're here to stay for much longer than before.

Nak Tak?

2007-08-29T15:31:00.000+08:00

Note:

Should there be any authorities that comes across my blog and sees this, just for your information, I got all these images from Nak Tak?.

Click on the images to enlarge.

Well, the posters says a thousand words.

It's sad that after 50 years of independence, this is what we get.

I rest my case.

Nine lives, perhaps it's true?

2007-08-24T12:45:00.000+08:00

Last evening, on the way home from work, I took the same route which I ran over the cat two nights back to see whether did the cat survived the accident.

My heart was racing as I approached the crime scene but to my surprise, there weren't any traces of evidence that a cat was killed there.

No blood stains on the road. And most importantly, no death corpse lying in the middle of the road.

Come to think of it, I don't think my car's tyres went over it. Guess it was just my imagination.

At the point of impact, the cat was actually right in the centre of the road, which means that most probably it was knocked off it's feet, tumbled around a few times and got dragged under the car for a few seconds hence the flying furs I saw when I looked back.

Perhaps the myth that cats have nine lives is true afterall. But I don't believe in myths. So I reckon that cat was just plain lucky that night.

I'm just so relieved that the cat is still alive. Thank God.

Anyways, want to know why people say cats have nine lives?

Stressed out = Bad day

2007-08-23T00:41:00.000+08:00

Been really stressed out for the last couple of days due to work.

I think I've reached the point where I just want to drop and leave everything behind and go off for a long break to recharge myself.

I really do.

After that, hopefully I'll be able to come back afresh and do something which I like. Something which I'm still doing some soul searching.

It's tough. Really going through a rough patch now in my life.

To make matters worse, the stress is really getting into me. Causing problems for me.

This afternoon when picking up the female for lunch, I knocked another car while reversing, which caused a dent and some scratches. I've done that particular reversing manouver countless times but I just lost my concentration for a split second and it happened.

No one actually saw the incident, which includes the security guard who was sitting just right in front of the whole incident with his sunglasses on. I wonder WTF was he doing till he could miss the whole incident. *baffled*

Seeing no one saw, I acted like as if nothing had happened and drove off with her. But my conscience kicked in and I didn't feel good to just leave like that without being responsible for my mistake so I'd decided to bear the repair cost for the car. Since the owner was the female's colleague, I left it to her to speak to her colleague to sort things out after lunch.

Everything is pretty much settled and all is fine now.

Just when I thought that was bad enough to spoil my day...

As I was on my way home after work, I made the first road kill of my life, sigh. Not proud of it.

I wasn't driving very fast because there were people around as it was a housing area. Suddenly out of nowhere, a cat came running across the road. Couldn't brake in time and I went over it.

And it felt as if I'd drove over a speed bump without slowing down.

My heart was pumping damn bloody fast and I kept on driving. Looked at the rear view mirror to check on the poor cat and all I could see were furs flying around. Sigh :(

Wasn't a pleasant sight. But the poor cat wasn't to be seen around?!? I hope it's not stuck somewhere on my car's undercarriage! I'm pretty sure the cat couldn't have survived the accident as I felt, if not mistaken, my car went over it twice, both front and rear tyres.

So I really hope and pray that it did survive and ran off. And not death and stuck under my car!

God bless that poor cat's soul if it's death.

It was an unavoidable accident.

Now you tell me today wasn't one hell of a stressful day for me.

I really need a break desperately. Please.

Music Rising...but not Man Utd

2007-08-20T15:50:00.000+08:00

Was at Hard Rock Cafe (HRC) last night for my cousin's birthday party and we had a blast. Food was great and the portions were HUGE!

And I got a double dose of my Vodka lime for the price of one because it was happy hour then. :)

Party was going on fine until I witness Man Utd's defense of English Premier League went from bad to worse. Drawing at home to Reading and then away to Portsmouth was bad enough but losing the Manchester derby to Man City?!?! Sigh.

3 games. 2 draws. 1 loss.

Equals to 2 points and 16th position out of 20 teams.

Bad, really bad.

Man Utd is well known for starting the season slow before picking up after the Christmas period so I hope they'll do just exactly that by thrashing Spurs this weekend at Old Trafford. Fingers crossed!

As a consolation, all of my cousins and I were blessed with an Original HRC T-shirt by my uncle. I wanted a particular polo shirt but they ran out of size so I'd to settle for this:

Music Rising T-shirt

This Music Rising benefit t-shirt was worn by The Edge during U2's Grammy® performance. It features the official Music Rising logo on the front of the t-shirt and sleeve with a Hard Rock logo on the back of the neck and was designed by William Cathcart.

U2's The Edge during the Grammy®

Music Rising is a campaign launched to aid musicians of the Gulf Region. Created by U2’s The Edge, Gibson Guitar Chairman and CEO Henry Juszkiewicz and producer Bob Ezrin, it has become of symbol of rebuilding and renewal throughout the U.S. When the campaign was first launched in November 2005, the focus was to replace lost or destroyed instruments to professional musicians so that they could regain their livelihood. To date Music Rising has helped over 2,000 of those musicians and helped restore the spirit and musical heritage so important to this country.

Well, as a consolation to the frustrating and disappointing night seeing Man Utd dropped more points, I was blessed with an original HRC Music Rising t-shirt and knowing that proceeds from the purchase of this t-shirt will go to Music Rising.

At least this softens the blow.

Schmoozer, schnoozer

2007-08-18T00:23:00.000+08:00

I got an award today. My first blog award. I don't know for what but I got the award today.

Apparently, I was awarded the Schmooze Award because I met the following criterias:

natural ability to converse casually, especially in order to gain an advantage or make a social connection. (not sure about this)
effortlessly weave your way in and out of the blogosphere. (quite true since I've been blogging on and off for God know's how many times)
don’t limit your visits to only the rich and successful. (no comments)
engage others in meaningful conversations. (my Chatbox and comments are pretty much death and empty I would say)

But nonetheless, thank you to whoever that created this Award and for believing in me.

Please do feel free to copy the Award and paste it onto your blog if you ~~are thick faced enough~~ believe that you deserve the Award too.

God bless.

All I want for Christmas...

2007-08-15T10:35:00.000+08:00

I'm pretty sure a lot of you guys know that I've a torn Anterior Cruciate Ligament (ACL) on my left knee. Sigh.

Sad but true :(

Sometimes, I really wonder why did such an injury happen to me?!? It's frustrating knowing that my knee is not as strong as it used to be and could just give way at anytime when overworked and overstressed during high impact sports or activities.

It's not really giving me a lot of problem (at the moment at least) but some. My left knee gets tired very fast especially when I'm walking a lot. Besides that, other problems that I'm facing currently includes the hearing of popping sounds at times when I bend my knee, slight swelling, and instability of the knee (i.e., a "wobbly" feeling or a feeling that the knee is not solid).

There are 2 ways to go about it:

1) Non-surgical treatment:

A completely torn ACL has the slight potential of regrowth. The ACL primarily serves to stabilize the knee in an extended position and when surrounding muscles are relaxed, so if the muscles are strong, many people can function without it. The term for non-surgical treatment for ACL rupture is "conservative management", and it often includes physical therapy and use of a knee brace. Lack of an ACL generally increases the risk of other knee injuries such as torn meniscus, so sports with cutting and twisting motions are not recommended. For patients who frequently participate in such sports, surgery is often recommended.

2) Surgery

There are two main options for ACL graft selection, allograft and autograft. Autografts are the patients' own tissues, and options include the hamstring tendons or middle third of the patella tendon. Allograft is cadaveric tissue sourced from a tissue bank. Each method has its own pros and cons, hamstring and middle third of patella tendon having similar outcomes. Patellar grafts are often incorrectly cited as being stronger, but the site of the harvest is often extremely painful for weeks after surgery and some patients develop chronic patellar tendinitis. Replacement via a posthumous donor involves a slightly higher risk of infection. Additionally, donor grafts eliminate tendon harvesting which, due to improved arthroscopic methods, is responsible for most post-operative pain.

The surgery is typically undertaken arthroscopically, with tunnels drilled into the femur and tibia at approximately the original ACL attachments. The graft is then placed into position and held in place. There are a variety of fixation devices available, particularly for hamstring tendon fixation. These include screws, buttons and post fixation devices. The graft typically attaches to the bone within 6-8 weeks. The original collagen tissue in the graft acts as a scaffold and new collagen tissue is laid down in the graft with time. Hence the graft takes over 6 months to reach maximal strength.

After surgery, the knee joint loses flexibility, and the muscles around the knee and in the thigh tend to atrophy. All treatment options require extensive physical therapy to build up muscle strength around the knee and restore range of motion. For many active patients, the lengthy rehabilitation period is more difficult to deal with than the actual surgery. In general, a rehabilitation period of 6 months to a year is required to regain pre-surgery strength and use. This is very dependent on the rehabilitation assignment provided by the surgeon as well as the person who is receiving the surgery. External bracing is recommended for athletes in contact and collision sports for a period of time after reconstruction. It is important however to realize that this type of prevention is given by a 'surgeon to surgeon' basis; not all surgeons will prescribe a brace for post surgery recovery. Whether the ACL deficient knee is reconstructed or not, the patient is susceptible to early onset of chronic degenerative joint disease.

Soure: Wikipedia (http://www.wikipedia.org/)

After much discussions and considerations, I've decided the best thing for me to do is to opt for the surgery. It was tough weighing out the pros and cons but I'm now looking at the long term.

Yes, it may take a 6 months rehabilitation period to heal completely but that 6 months is nothing compared to the activities and sports that I'll be missing out for many, many more years to come.

Surgical treatment of the torn ACL usually involves an arthroscopic surgical reconstruction

Although a number of different types of tissue have been utilized to reconstruct the ACL, the most common type of ACL reconstruction involves harvesting the central third of the patellar tendon with a bone block at each end of the tendon graft. After performing a diagnostic arthroscopic examination of the knee, the central third of the patellar tendon is harvested.

Left knee graft harvest

The remaining tendon is then repaired. After harvesting the tissue, drill guides are used to place holes into the tibia (bone below the knee)...

Intraoperative photo of drill hole in femur for ACL

...and femur (bone above the knee). By placing the drill holes at the attachment sites of the original ligament, when the graft is pulled through the drill hole and into the knee, it will be placed in the same position as the original ACL.

After pulling the graft through the drill holes and into the joint to replace the torn ACL, the graft is then held in place with bioabsorbable screws or metallic screws.

Fastening the graft in this manner allows new blood vessels to grow into the transferred graft and for healing to occur. Typically, the procedure is performed on an outpatient basis.

X-Ray demonstrating Placement of Metallic Screw for ACL Graft Fixation in the Femur

The last time I checked, the cost for the 2 hours surgery will be approximately a cool whopping RM20,000!!!

-__-'

But thank God, I've got medical insurance to cover up for me, i.e. 90% of the total cost. And better still, the maximum amount that I need to pay for the 10% is only RM1,000 even though 10% of RM20,000 is RM2,000.

So the moral of the story, please invest in a medical insurance. You'll never know how important it is when you need it. Medical expenses nowadays are absurdly crazy.

No joke.

To say I'm not afraid and nervous about the surgery is bullshitting. Of course I'm worried.

Will there be any side effects? How long will it take before I can be active again? Is it painful?

Sigh, so many questions running through my head.

All I can do now is to pray for God's strength to get me through this period of worrying. And also I need all the support and encouragement that I can get from everyone around me.

Bad day

2007-08-14T15:18:00.000+08:00

After parking my car this afternoon upon reaching my office, a silver Toyota Innova came and parked next to me.

Silver Toyota Innova

After parking, the driver, a man in his 40's with a fcuk face then swung opened his door quite hard and it banged onto my car! I showed a tulan face and stared cock at him.

He came down, looked at my car for a moment and walked off without even apologising!?! KNN.

Think I'm bloody invisible is it??? Hollow Man is it?!?!

Do I look like Kevin Bacon to you?

So I got down and checked on my car and it was scratched. It was quite visible. Sigh.

Of course, I was damn pissed.

I stood there for a while and waited for that idiot to come back to his MPV, in which he did after like 5 minutes. As he was about to get into his MPV, I went up to him...

Me: Did you know you banged onto my car?

Him: Oh, is it? *looked puzzled*

Me: Yes, you did. *pointing at the scratches*

Him: Oh, really?

He then opened his car door to check whether was it really his door that banged onto my car and can like measure the height to see whether was it really his fault.

I was like WTF man -_-'

After confirming that it was his fault...

Me: I was in the car the whole time when you banged onto my car and you just walked away without apologising!

Him: I'm really sorry. I didn't see you in the car just now. *trying to look innocent with his fcuk face*

I just shook my head and walked off. Bad way to start my day in the office.

To make matters worse, my office was out of water since yesterday, everyone was like going to die from thirst and we'd actually called up yesterday itself to place our order for 5 new bottles.

So I called them up again to make sure that they deliver it by today because a lot of times, they don't keep their promise and will take a few days before the water arrives.

Spoke to a guy and he said they didn't receive any orders?!? Bad answer, dude.

According to him, our last order was on the 1st of August. WTF man.

I told him my colleague placed the order yesterday but he kept insisting they did not receive any orders and asked me for the person that my colleague spoke to. I told him he can't remember the name and so he told me that I should make my orders in black and white to avoid this kind of miscommunications.

The joker really has got the balls to tell me that.

WAH! I was like going to explode already.

Was triggered to explode.

I raised my voice and told him we've been ordering this way since day one and why are you asking me to make it in black and white now?! Also complained to him about the undelivered waters, which had been happening quite frequently.

My ultimatum to him...

"If it happens again, we'll terminate your service!"

Oh yea, the water company is Delcol United Marketing (M) Sdn Bhd.

Remember this name as I can testify that their service is ~~rather bad~~ I would say, not up to my expactation for a big name in Malaysia's water industry.

Bad day so far. I need a holiday, sigh.

Rest In Peace

2007-08-06T16:40:00.000+08:00

Sometimes, it takes a tragedy to make us realise that our time on this God created earth is never certain. One minute we'll be happily around, the next we're gone.

Last week, a close relative of my family went back home to the Lord after meeting with a road accident. It's still hard to accept the fact that he's no longer with us. To make matters worse, it's the way he went.

The feeling of loss and sadness didn't really sink in when I first heard the news but only after we went down to Seremban to pay our last respect to him.

As I walked up to the coffin, I started to choke with emotion.

And when I saw his body lying motionless there, tears began to fill my eyes. It's so heart wrenching and saddening to see him lying there motionless knowing the fact that I'd only spoken to him over the phone 2 weeks back. I just can't believe it.

The following 2 nights, everytime I close my eyes, vision of him lying there in the coffin and the whole entire accident that took his life kept playing in my head.

It was tough.

Also, memories of him bringing me to the movies, video game arcade, A&W and etc when I was younger kept playing in my head.

And that really brought tears to my eyes.

This whole incident has taught me to cherish and love the ones around us, especially our loved ones because we never know what the future have installed for us.

Rest in Peace and Rejoice in The Lord.

Ivan L.K.T.

(6th Sept 1965 - 2nd Aug 2007)

Don't You Just Hate It

2007-07-29T17:53:00.000+08:00

It's a hot Sunday afternoon and I'm damn freaking hot. Obviusly.

Nothing beats a bowl of nice cold cendol on a day like this. Period. Too bad there aren't any cendol stalls around my area. I'll just have to settle for plain water for now. And a piece of banana.

Mmmmmm... cendol...

Anyways, back to the main subject. Over the period of the past 2 weeks, 2 things happened to me that really irked me. In harsher words, pissed me off.

Incident #1:

Happened 2 weeks back as me and her were on our way to PS boutique. As I was about to make a turning out from her place through a narrow alley, a stupid fucking Kancil was parked at the exit point at the other end. Even though it was not parked directly in the centre, it was still bloody blocking the way.

I reckon the car belongs to one of the Malay joker sitting having a drink across the road at the warung so I decided to honk a few times hoping to get the owner's attention and that he'll be considerate enough to come and move the car. But NO ONE came. Everyone just stopped drinking and chatting for a moment, looked towards my direction and didn't even bother doing anything. They then continued drinking and chatting away.

KNN.

After waiting in vain for 5 minutes, I had no choice but to reverse my car all the way to the entry point and use an alternative way out.

~~And cursing that SOB who'd parked his fucking car there.~~

Think his brain is as small as his Kancil. I should have gotten down, wrote a note and put it on his wind screen. My note would have sounded something like this:

"Nak park kereta pun pakai la otak sikit babi setan!"

On top of that, I was really hoping that I could just smash and wreck his damn car.

That Kancil would have ended up like this after I'm done.

So, don't you just hate it when people park inconsiderately without giving a damn about other people just for their own convenience?

Well, I do. Till this very moment, I'm still thinking of that bloody incident.

Hope I don't see that damn car again or somebody's going to get a hurt.

Incident #2:

Just when you thought my night with stupid people were over, think again. As I was about to reach PS Boutique, this bloody stupid taxi came out of no where and started tailgating me. Till the point of almost kissing my car's ass.

In most normal circumstances, I would just happily move a side and let that ass kissing joker pass. Or if it was a smaller CC car than mine *cough*stupid damn Kancil*cough*, I would just smoke them and leave them trailing for good wanting more of my car's ass.

You go, Homer!

As we were going downhill and there was a junction in front with traffic lights, I began to slow down to make sure there weren't any on coming cars from the left. Any sane drive will do the same. But our ass kissing joker taxi driver weren't as sane as me. He kept on tailgating me and honked when I stopped at the junction before turning out.

That really pissed me off. After making my left turn, that fucker overtook me. He stared cock at me so I gave him back a dose of his own stare cock medicine. On top of that, I wanted to ~~give him a free verbal lesson~~ say goodbye but he sped off before I could do so. Guess he was so scared till he peed in his pants and was speeding off to hug his mama. Ha-ha.

So, don't you just hate it when somebody tailgates you till the brink of kissing your ass, literally?

Well, I do. Guess these tailgaters are like that idiotic taxi driver. Rushing home for some mama's milk.

Initially, I wanted get the Autobots' t-shirt but after those 2 incidents, I decided to plegde my alliance with the Decepticons.

I feel like Megatron now.

And so I got myself a pair of Decepticons: Destroy t-shirt instead. She did too.

Oh yea, how could I forget...

Don't you just hate it when you can't have cendol on a bloody hot day?

Well, I do.

I'm back!

2007-07-21T01:03:00.000+08:00

Like what the title says... I'm back lah!

If you all have been wondering where did I go for the like what, 7 months, I've actually been backpacking around South East Asia - alone. It was a really, really awesome once in a lifetime experience.

Got to meet new friends.

My new friends from Phillipines :)

Experienced new cultures.

NOT!!!

How I wish it was true. In actual sense, I was just being plain lazy for the past 7 months. Sigh. Sad but true.

It's a kind of disease that I have, where I'll start a blog, hang around for a few months (max a year or so) and then vanish from the blogsphere without a trace.

Now that's what I call the ultimate vanishing act. Beat that Mr. Houdini.

Let's see what had happened in the past 7 months, hmmm. I'll just list down the few important events that had happened:

1) The female and I celebrated our 1st year anniversary together! How time flies. It seems that we had only just started. Here's to many more years to come, dear! :)

2) Was blindfolded and kidnapped!!!

...by the female on my 26th birthday *cough*ahem*not many birthday pressies this year*cough* to a surprise birthday dinner party at Bangsar, organised by my parents. Now I know how a kidnapped victim feels when being blindfolded and taken on a terror ride! 0_O And how could I forget the romantic special night out with the female :) Love you all!

3) Got to watch Transformers! The movie was awesome and it's my movie of the year. In fact, to me, it's the best ever movie made.

Nuff said.

Autobots, transform and roll out...

And she's HOT! *ssssss...*

LOTR can simpan kulit di lah. Oh, you LOTR fans disagrees and are not happy? Sue me.

Think that's about it for now lah. It's 3am already. Brain juice running dry, can't think of what to write anymore.

Till the next post... hopefully.

Jesus4u

2006-12-17T15:50:00.000+08:00

Dear all,

I've been kinda busy of late with my new project, www.jesus-4u.com.

Initially, my plan for starting this site is to try my luck in designing and selling customized apparels and merchandises as a part time hobby.

But somehow, something inside of me told me to use the site to bring in the believers and non-believers alike to a meeting point where the God's word and love can be shared.

There's a Testimonies and Creative Corner section where anyone can share their testimonies and creative works with us all. Just email them to me and I'll be more than happy to post it up.

Remember, no point keeping your testimonies to yourself. Use it as a powerful tool to spread the word and love of God to the unbelievers.

I'm not sure whether will this site be a success or not but I'm just obeying the Man above.

So people, I really need all the support from you guys to help me promote it to your friends, both believers and non-believers.

Would really appreciate it if you guys would be kind enough to allow me to put a banner that links to my site in your blog/website. You're free to copy any one of the the banners below and hyperlink it to www.jesus-4u.com:

Please do check out the site at www.jesus-4u.com. It's very much still in progress so please be patient as I get more ideas and inspirations on what to do next.

Thanks a million and God bless!

This Is The Way You...

2006-12-06T11:39:00.000+08:00

Was at the pasar malam in SS2 with the female on Monday, which now seems to be our weekly ritual to sas-tify our cravings for bubble tea, apam balik, fried chicken gizzards and much more!

As we were walking, we passed this stall selling children educational vcds/dvds. They were playing this program on a portable dvd player which was a sing along showing a boy washing up in the bathroom.

"This is the way you brush your teeth, brush your teeth, brush your teeth..."

Ok, fine. What's the big deal you might be thinking.

But wait.

Just after we had passed the stall, we heard this next tune:

"This is the way you CUM your hair, CUM your hair, CUM your hair..."

I was like WTF. The female was like WTF.

She asked, "Don't you think that sounds, er, so wrong?"

Right.

Anyways, we carried on with our eating adventure. Oh yea, after buying our 2nd round of bubble tea, I stopped by this stall selling fake jerseys, which I'd wanted to stopped by to check out for a long time but just didn't.

I'm a sucker for fake jerseys. I think I've a total of 4 jerseys at home now and only 1 of them is an original. That also was a gift. The other 3 fakeys were imported from Petaling Street.

My philosophy is, why buy an original, which is like 10 times more expensive? They look exactly the same. The only difference is the material used, which doesn't bother me at all.

They don't have much variety there but nonetheless, I bought 2 pairs of fakeys.

No, I didn't buy Man Utd's or Holland's (which they don't have) but Juve's away and Barca's home.

Juve's was for me while Barca's was for my lil' bro, which I'll of course wear once in a while, muahaha.

That stall was our last stop at the pasar malam. Headed back to the comfort of my car to feast on our food. As we were eating happily, this car tried a reverse parking in front of me and knocked my car because we felt a bump in the car. So I got down to inspect and thank God there wasn't any dents or scratches.

This pakcik came down and didn't know what had happened when I confronted him. He smiled at me as I walked towards him with my fierce gangster cum taliban look. Told him he knocked my car while reversing and he said, "Eh, mana ada?" still smiling.

Heloooo, if you didn't knocked my car then why did we feel a bump?! Earthquake ah?

What the hell was his reverse sensors for?!

I really wanted to f*** him nicely but since my car was ok, I told him it's ok. Went back into the car and carried on with our in-car dinner.

"This is the way you CUM your hair, CUM your hair, CUM your hair..." *humming to the tune*

ARGHHH. Can't get the damn song out of my head!

The Stand

2006-12-04T11:33:00.000+08:00

Guys and girls, just spare a moment and watch this MTV. It won't take long and you won't regret it, this I promise.

It brought tears to my eyes.

Ponder for a moment the love of God for all of us...

You stood before creation
Eternity within Your hand
You spoke all life into motion
My soul now to stand

You stood before my failure
Carried the Cross for my shame
My sin weighed upon Your shoulders
My soul now to stand

So what can I say
What can I do
But offer this heart O God
Completely to You

So I'll walk upon salvation
Your Spirit alive in me
This life to declare Your promise
My soul now to stand

So I’ll stand
With arms high and heart abandoned
In awe of the One who gave it all

So I’ll stand
My soul Lord to You surrendered
All I am is Yours

Show me Your heart
Show me Your way
Show me Your glory

1,000 Milestone!

2006-12-04T09:50:00.000+08:00

Finally, my blog has achieved the 1,000 visitors milestone.

Would like to thank all the readers who had been visiting my blog since day one.

Hope that this will actually give me the motivation to continue on blogging :p

So here's to the next 1,000 visitors...

Till then, thanks again and GOD bless!

From The Inside Out

2006-12-01T15:19:00.000+08:00

It seems that the current fave Christian song is Hillsongs' 'From The Inside Out' judging from the number of people I know mentioning or writing something about it on their blog.

Yes, this song is undeniably a very, very annoited and meaningful song to all.

I'm even listening to the song right now as I'm writing this entry. And this is the 4th time I'm listening to it in a row! Just couldn't get enough of it. It's just those kinda songs that you'll never get bored of.

Was browsing through John Tan's blog earlier and he'd actually inserted the MTV of the song there.

And that actually gave me the idea to put one in my blog too.

Hope you don't mind ya for copying that idea, John? (if you're reading this) :)

On a serious note, I feel that the more of us blogger having this MTV in our blogs is actually a very good way to evangelist and spread the love of God throughout the world via the blogsphere.

We'll never know what kinda impact it'll have on certain individuals whom are facing some challenging situations in their life at this point of time.

Enjoy and be blessed by our Mighty God.

A thousand times I've failed
Still Your mercy remains And should I stumble again
I'm caught in Your grace
Everlasting
Your light will shine when all else fades
Never ending
Your glory goes beyond all fame

Your will above all else
My purpose remains
The art of losing myself
In bringing You praise
Everlasting
Your light will shine when all else fades
Never ending
Your glory goes beyond all fame

In my heart and my soul
Lord I give You control
Consume me from the inside out
Lord let justice and praise
Become my embrace
To love you from the inside out

Everlasting
Your light will shine when all else fades
Never ending
Your glory goes beyond all fame
And the cry of my heart
Is to bring You praise
From the inside out
Lord my soul cries out

Just When You Thought...

2006-11-30T00:24:00.000+08:00

I'm sure most of you guys have heard about OSIM iGallop, right?

OSIM iGallop

Who can forget the rather suggestive (or obscene in other words) advertisement on TV, especially during the World Cup season. Till this day, I'm still wondering and trying to figure out how did it slipped through the ever snipping scissors of the TV Editorial Board. Hmmm.

For those who hasn't seen the TV ad before, enjoy :)

Anyways, just when you thought that was obscene, wait till you see this Donald Duck kiddie ride. You might be thinking what so obscene about a kiddie ride, right?

Have a look at this picture and let me know what do you think.

Donald seems to be enjoying himself!

WTF are the designers thinking lah?! Are they some sick perverts or paedhophiles?

ISH!

Wet & Wild

2006-11-25T10:59:00.000+08:00

Hmmm, it has been a while since I last blogged.

Actually I was hibernating throughout the long, cold, rainy season that has been sweeping throughout Malaysia for the past month. *brrrrr*

Ok, ok. That's just some lame ass excuse.

Alright, I confess. I was just plain lazy to update lah ok! Brain juice running dry di. Suprisingly though since everywhere and everything had been wet and wild lately, hmmm.

Went to United Live's Concert last night at SIBKL with the female. We had a really awesome time praising and worshipping God.

However, there were a few drawbacks of the concert that I would like to highlight:

We had to pay RM20 for the tickets! This is supposed to be an evangelistic event, therefore I feel that it should be FOC to draw in the non-believers.
We had to climb up 5 storeys to reach the hall. What are the lifts for?! I didn't pay RM20 for a cardio workout and sauna session.
The hall was overcrowded. Felt that concert should have been spreaded to 2 nights instead of 1 night. We were seated at the balcony and the whole place was like trembling especially during the fast songs. Everyone was like jumping up and down. I was so damn bloody afraid that balcony would collapse! No thanks to Discovery Channel for showing me a documentary on some weak building structures that collapsed due to overcrowding.

But all in all, it was a really good concert. I'm pretty sure alot of people, especially young people, both believers and non-believers were touched by the presence and annointing of God.

Memories of our church's very own evangelistic concert in Baguio, Phillipines came flooding back.

Guess the young people over there in Baguio had the same good time me and the female had last night. And crying out for God wholeheartedly.

With the young people of Tip Top Church in Baguio, Phillipines

Oh yea, I was singing out of tune most of the time but do I care? NO! I know God doesn't care abit at all.

The female's current fave song, 'From The Inside Out' was performed last night. I'm sure she was very happy hearing it live. Such a meaningful song. Despite of our failures and shortcomings, we were reminded that God is always there for us, rain or shine.

Have a great weekend!

Fried Teh Tarik

2006-11-03T12:31:00.000+08:00

I read with great interest a couple of days back about this new fast food which is making headlines in the US - Fried Coke.

Ohhhhh, fried co...WHAT?!

Coke was meant to be drank in the first place. Not fried. DUH!

Who in the world would want to eat fried coke? Not enough of fast food to feed the Americans meh? And I wonder why so many Americans are so obese. Not condemning anyone here but stating facts loh.

Apparently, the inventor, a computer analyst from Dallas, Abel Gonzalez had tried about 15 different varieties before coming up with his perfect recipe, i.e. a batter mix made with Coke syrup, a drizzle of strawberry syrup and some strawberries.

The balls of the batter are then deep fried till golden brown, ending up like ping-pong ball sized doughnuts which are then serverd in a cup, topped with Coke syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry on top.

Fried Coke.

Ok, ok. It does sound kinda tasty. And looks tasty too. Hmmm...

BUT I still can't accept the fact that how could someone fry Coke! It's just not right. Coke is the best drink in the world so it's meant to be drank. Period.

Since some smart guy from Dallas can invent something like that, I'll invent my own version of fast food. Just for Malaysians :)

It's called Fried Teh Tarik.

First, mix a batter comprising of freshly pulled, hot teh tarik with some flour and lotsa condensed milk and sugar (you can reduce the amount of condensed milk and sugar if you like your teh tarik to be 'kurang manis').

Imported condensed milk from Aussie ok!

Once the batter is done, make some balls out of the batter, maybe the size of golf balls? But it's up to you lah. If you have a big mouth and like to eat big balls then make it bigger loh.

My batter looks very realistic, don't they?

Deep fry the balls till golden brown. Serve them in a teh tarik glass while still hot and crispy.

Serve while hot and crispy.

Drizzle a generous amount of condensed milk on top.

And for presentation purpose, you can place half a cherry on top. Or better still, half a 'limau' from your teh o' ais limau.

Top it off with a limau.

So there you go, my innovative snack for my fellow Malaysians.

Try it! You'll love it.

Once you've tasted it, you'll tell Laura, I mean Jono you love it! :)

MRI Scan - Part 2

2006-11-02T18:22:00.000+08:00

Went for the MRI Scan this morning with her. Thanks for accompanying me, dear :)

Scan was scheduled for 9am but we were there like 40 minutes earlier! What to do, I don't and never liked to be late. Left my place round 7.35am to pick her up. Reason why I wanted to go so early was because I didn't want to get caught in Federal Highway's rush hour traffic. But surprisingly, the traffic was rather smooth. That was why we reached the hospital so early.

Since we were early, we had to wait for the Radiologist Department to open (which was at 9am). She brought some books so we could kill some time while waiting. I was handed a cooking book for 'some particular reason', hmmm...

Anyways, registered myself round 9.10am and I was asked a series of questions to verify that I'm fit and able to go for the scan. Round 10 minutes later, one of the staff called out my name and told me it was my turn. She led me inside and into a locker area where I was asked to strip naked, oops, I mean, everything except my underwear and change into a lovely, peach coloured robe (still looks pink to me, dear!).

The patient was kinda shy wearing that lovely robe.

After around 1o minutes of wait, I was led into the scanning room...

Brainwashing chamber?

And brainwashed.

Why am I writing this post? Who are you people? Who am I? .....?!?!

Haha, just playing. Yes, yes,I know it's kind of lame. So what? Sue me!

In the room, I was asked to lie down and told that the whole process will take roughly 20 minutes and it's going to be very noisy, like a train?! So she gave me a set of headphone to help reduce the noise intake and also an emergency control button to press for help if and when necessary. And she left me. All alone inside the machine.

At first, it was quite quiet so I decided to close my eyes and tried to just relax and pray in tongues. But after a few minutes, the noises started to kick in. That's one bloody expensive noisy machine I tell you. There were different kind of noises during different periods, e.g. radio tuning, alarm buzzer, road building, a slow moving train and etc. So she was right after all about the 'noisy like a train' remark.

After approximately 15 minutes or so, she came back in and released me from the torture machine. As mentioned in my earlier post, I'd to pay RM 925 for the bloody noise torture, sigh.

Brought my scan result to the orthopaedic doctor and he confirmed that I'd torn ligmanent. Anterior Cruciate Ligament (ACL) that is. Had a minor torn meniscus as well but it wasn't as serious as the torn ACL. And thanks to these injuries, my left knee is now weaken and cannot be over stressed or else I'll hurt and worsen the injury.

Apparently according to him, footballers like Ruud van Nistelrooy, Ronaldo and Michael Owen had the same injury before as well. At least I now know that I've something in common with these famous footballers. So this makes me famous as well I suppose? =:D

He told me that it's adviceable for me to do a micro surgery to replace the ligament with another one which will be extracted from somewhere around the same knee. The whole surgery will take around 2 hours. Him explaining the whole surgery procedure to sent chills down my spine 0_O''

"Oh, you'll need to make a hole here and here and here... We'll only cut this part to extract the ligament... This hole is for the light source so that we can see the inside.." (?!?!)

The way the doctor explained to me was as if it was damn fun for him loh, like looking forward to cutting me up, sigh.

Anyways, he told me that it is not a must to perform the surgery but very much adviseable because I'm still young. Better to do it now rather than suffering from any knee complexities when I get older. He asked me to think about it carefully first and there's no rush as the surgery can be performed as and when I feel that I'm ready for it.

For the meantime, he wants me to attend some physiotherapy sessions to help strenghten my left knee. I was sent down to the Rehabilitation Department for that purpose where I was briefed on some basic exercises and workouts to help strengthen my knee. Besides that, I was also required to wear a hinged knee braces, which will provide the best support for the knee. It contains metal reinforcements in the sides which are connected by a hinge in the middle. This provides excellent lateral support to protect the medial and lateral ligaments and knee joint in general.

However, this support can't guarantee protection to the anterior cruciate ligament as it only requires just a few degrees of twisting to damage it :(

The braces are imported from US and cost me RM 185!!! There goes more of my money flying away.

My RM 185 imported Oppo hinged knee braces from US.

Oppo ought to pay me for advertising for them!

According to dear, the braces looks like an astronaut from this angle?!

Well, to me, from a certain angle it looked like a...

I'll just let your imagination go wild :)

Overall, I'd spent almost RM 1,300 today alone at Sunway Medical Centre. Woohoo!!!

Erm, actually...

2006-11-01T13:03:00.000+08:00

* Writer's Note

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Erm, actually ah... the MRI Scan is scheduled for tomorrow morning (Thursday - 2nd Nov 2006) instead of today.

Guess I was too eager to get it all done and find out what exactly is the problem with my knee.

For all the well wishers, I would like to thank you guys & gals for all the prayers and concerns shown.

Will keep you people posted once I get my result tomorrow late afternoon.

Till then, God bless and have a nice day ahead!

MRI Scan - Part 1

2006-10-30T14:48:00.000+08:00

Most of you people know that I've a knee injury which dates back to more than 2 years back. It's my left knee and I'd injured it during futsal.

Because of the injury, I can't play like I used to. Have to play at a slower pace and in a more relaxed way. No more robust challenges, turns and dribbles. Just have to stick with the basic stuffs.

I didn't really bother about it for the last 2 years thinking that it would just heal and go off by itself. But I was dead wrong. More than 2 years on and the injury remains.

So I decided to go to Sunway Medical Centre to see an orthopedic a couple of weeks back and the doctor suspected that I'd a torn ligament, which I'd also actually thought so myself too.

How I got it was simple. Follow these simple steps and you'll land yourself a torn knee ligament:

Dribble the ball as if you're Ronaldinho :)
When you see an opponent in front of you, do a quick 180 degrees turn while standing on your left leg.
Your left leg must be straight and rooted to the pitch.
While you turn, make sure you hear your a "POP" from your knee.
And there you go, you've got yourself a torn ligament.
It's simple so try it yourself!

If I can do it and tear my ligament, you can too! It's simple!

The doctor wants me to go for a MRI Scan so he can determine what's the exact problem with my knee. According to him, there are 2 possible alternatives for me to fix the problem, either surgery (?!) or physiotherapy.

Physiotherapy would definitely be my prefered option but it'll take a longer period of time while surgery though costlier, would be a faster way to fix it. But the thought of having my knee cut open is, er...

The MRI Scan is scheduled for this Wednesday and I'll know the result of the extend of the injury and as well as which alternative would be best for me to fix it once and for all by the end of the day.

Oh yea, the scan will cost be a whopping RM 925!!! o_0'' Woohooo!!!

Sigh... Can't complain much. Better fix it now while I'm still young.

So till Wednesday, stay tuned for Part 2...

Monday Blue

2006-10-16T18:22:00.000+08:00

Got saman yesterday morning! Sigh :(

Not a very good way to start off my Monday I would say. Must be the curse of last Friday the 13th o_0

Went for a meeting yesterday morning and the parking inside the building was full so I'd no choice but to park by the roadside just across my meeting place.

Apparently the place where I parked (roadside) was obstructing the traffic.

But what suprises me is that the car behind mine, which was there wayyy earlier before me didn't get any saman at all!

WTF?!?

That traffic police must be blind or something. Or maybe he was given some 'buka puasa allowance'. Hmmm. Conspiracy theory sial.

Anyways, went to Balai Polis Petaling Jaya to try and appeal so I don't have to pay so much. I understand that the normal saman for my kinda offence is around the region of RM 70 - RM 100.

I approached one of the policewoman at the counter and told her I wanted to appeal for a lesser saman. She asked me to go to a corner of the room and write a letter of appeal to submit. And so I did.

My Malay wasn't that good so this was what I wrote:

-----

Rayuan (16th Oct 2006)

Saya, Johnathan Teh Boon Tzen (IC: ________) ingin membuat rayuan untuk saman yang saya dapat pagi ini.

Sebab saya saya 'park' kereta saya di tepi jalan adalah kerana 'parking' di Bangunan Takaful Ikhlas penuh. Saya hanya park untuk 10 minit sahaja kerana saya perlu turun untuk ambil dokumen.

-----

As I was passing my letter to her, I told her my written Malay wasn't that good. She said it was ok because it was just for record purposes and asked me to go over to the payment counter to pay.

Thank God she didn't read it. If she did, I'm sure she'll be laughing her tudung off.

So I went over to the payment counter, hoping that I don't have to pay a 3 digit saman. I held my breathe as the lady opened her mouth with her hand extended to ask for the payment.

RM 50. Phew. I breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing that.

Oh, and I still had the cheek to ask, "Kak, tak boleh kurang lagi ke?" :D

Ok lah, I mean at least I didn't have to pay RM 100. But overall, it was a very expensive price to pay for 45 minutes of parking.

Moral of the stroy: Always appeal for your traffic samans. It works. And of course, don't simply-simply park your car anywhere you like ok! Very expensive.

Michael Ballack Spotted!

2006-10-04T15:51:00.000+08:00

I'm sure most of us knows who's Michael Ballack, the German international footballer who'd recently signed for Chelsea on a free transfer from German giant, Bayern Munich this summer.

It was reported that his salary at Chelsea is estimated at a staggering £130,000 per week!

Which is equivalent to RM 910,000!!! 0_o phew...

And on top off that, he gets bonuses as well (goals, assists and wins). Is that easy money or what?

I'll be more than happy to just be a benchwarmer at Chelsea and getting that kinda moolah week in, week out!

I'll be laughing my way to the bank! MUAHAHAHAHA...

Anyways, back to reality... and my measly monthly salary :(

During lunch earlier, I spotted someone rather familiar in black. As I moved closer to get a better view, it's confirmed!

It was Michael Ballack alrite! Yup, the multi million dollar Chelsea midfielder himself.

But wait a minute!

What was he doing there in the coffeeshop when he should be enjoying his posh lifestyle in London?

He was squatting down at the back of the coffeeshop looking rather miserable.

So I approached him and asked, "Hey Michael, what are you doing here, man?"

Bloody snobbish German!

He replied, "You blind ah? Can you see I'm working here or not?! Don't kacau lah!"

Ballack was busy washing dishes when I approached him.

Bugger! I was trying to be nice and polite but the way he reacted was exactly like his boss lah, i.e. Jose Mourinho. Action betul!

The million dollar question is: Why is Ballack washing dishes in a coffeeshop?

Is Chelsea not paying him the speculated £130,000 weekly so he had to do part time dish washing to make ends mean?

We'll never know. But I'll try and ask him again the next time I see him. If he's still working in that coffeeshop that is.

And not as action as this afternoon! Stooopid German!

Got Banged!

2006-10-03T21:43:00.000+08:00

On my way home earlier, my car got banged from the back! KNN.

I was at the traffic light and it was RED. I looked at the rear view mirror and saw this Proton Wira at the back of me. The driver was just looking around while waiting for the light to turn green.

As I was minding my own business and humming to the tune on my CD player... BANG!

People, guess what was my first reaction?

Yup you guessed right. WHAT THE FUCK!

... And for answering correctly, you get NOTHING. You think what? Game show ah? Who Wants to be a Millionaire ah? Sheeesh.

Anyways, I got down from my car to inspect the damage. I thought the damage was quite bad because the impact that I felt was kinda great.

That idiot also got down after seeing me got down and at first he looked quite stunned to say anything. I mean what can he say lah? He's at fault! SOB!

The first thing he said to me was?

Ahhh, quite close but that's not the answer that I'm looking for.

The correct answer is..."I'm sorry, man".

He kept saying that to me and I didn't even gave a fuck about him. Was more worried about my bumper. Thank God the bumper was still intact with only some scratches.

After a few minutes of listening to him say "I'm sorry man", I turned around coolly and said:

Really didn't know what was in that idiot's mind.

Since it was just some scratches, I decided to spare him some grace. After all, Pastor Joshua had always taught us to practise grace as and when possible.

So I said to him:

Ahhh, what a fine gentleman I am. I even smiled sweetly at him while saying it :)

However, if this were to happen before I'd come to know Jesus as my Lord and Saviour, the situation would have been very different. Very different indeed.

I would have really fucked him up nicely. Real nicely.

This could have happened:

This is a toned down version. Could have been more brutal!

Aren't you glad that I've Jesus in my life? You can too!

Accept Him into your life now and you'll see miraculous changes in yourself and life.

I used to be a bloody hot tempered person but it has all changed since I'd Him in my life.

And it's 110% satisfaction guaranteed.

If you wish to find out more, you are free to visit my church's (Renewal Lutheran Church) website HERE.

Oh... To the idiot that banged me, God bless and have a nice day :)

Onychomycosis Attack?

2006-09-27T17:55:00.000+08:00

As most of you guys should know by now, I've 'pretty' toe nails. Don't jealous ok!

I wrote an entry about my toe nails last month with the title 'Morning Orgasm'. Go read and check out some photos of my 'pretty' toe nails.

I did a research on the internet today and found out that I actually have fungal infection on my toe nails. I think so lah.

FCUK!

All the symptoms kinda matches some of my toe nails' conditions, sigh.

Some symptoms are:

Nails may look brownish, yellowish, with little white patches. Some may even be brown or black. (checked)
Bits of "gunk" or debris (small bits of dirt, skin and residue) may collect under your nails. (checked)
Your nails may smell bad. (Erm... checked?)
Toenails may get so thick that wearing shoes cause pain. (not yet)
Discomfort from the infection may make it hard to walk, work, or do other activities. The daily task of putting on socks or stockings can even become difficult. (not yet)

This condition is called Onychomycosis (pronounced as on-i-ko-mi-KO-sis), in which is caused by an active, live fungus called dermatophytes (pronounced as der-mah-to-fites).

Such 'pretty' toe nails :(

The infection actually eats the skin and nail so it can continue growing and may spread to other nails!!!

WTF!

And I'm sure the infection may haven taken hold because I'd stubbed and damaged my toe nails during footie sessions. It must have gave the fungus (ewww) an opening to get under my nails and grow! (ewww ewww).

Guess it's time to visit the doctor already. Might need to pull those infected nails out, sigh.

Wonder will the nail extraction session give me an orgasm as well? :)

Mr. X, Part II: Can I Borrow RM 500?

2006-09-20T14:04:00.000+08:00

Boys and girls, remember Mr. X?

The ex-client of mine who'd sent me weird-weird messages early in the morning and in the end said wanted to offer me a job?

So I met up with him at Mid Valley that evening, sat down at a cafe, he bought me a drink, talked cock abit and he offered me a job with quite an interesting salary package and benefits.

According to him, he has an office in Singapore and he's setting up a few more offices regionally, most notably in Thailand and Burma and my job is to be in charged of all IT projects and as well as some business development work, I think. May need me to travel regionally once in a while too.

Sounds damn tempting sial. Don't you think so?

I really thought God had finally answered my prayers.

He messaged me again last Saturday after the Planet Shakers' concert in my church, RLC.

And this was what happened:

Mr. X: John, need a personal favour from you. Urgent.
jonoteh: Wat isit?

A few minutes later,

Mr. X: I'm bailing out my fren and I'm short of RM 500. Can you borrow me first and I'll pay you back on Monday.

In my mind I was thinking, "FCUK off man. You think I'm a waterfish isit? Offer me a job and expect me to borrow you RM 500! KNN!".

Sounds more like a con job.

So I replied, politely:

jonoteh: I don't think it's a good idea. I'm sorry.

That was the last time I heard from him. He did not reply me.

Whatever. Like I care lah.

He can take back his 'job offer' and stick it back up his arse for all I care.

And he still owes me for the hosting plan he bought from me last Wednesday. Babi setan!

Since he needs some money, maybe I should introduce some 'tai kohs & tai lohs' to him loh hor? Do him abit of favour lah since he bought me a drink the other day.

Took the trouble and initiative to do some research and I think this is the best company for him to go to for financial help since he needs it.

Introducing, Money Lender Sdn Bhd!

The name of the company says it all lah. Go ahead, Mr. X, give them a call.

Apparently, all dealings are legitimate and will be treated with confidentiality woh.

We'll see lah.

But if he doesn't pay back in time, sigh. All the best to him lah.

I wouldn't want this to happen to Mr. X.

Tmie Wstanig

2006-09-19T12:53:00.000+08:00

Snice I hvae ntohnig bteter to do, I wlil do tihs jsut to wstae smoe tmie.

My nmae is Jhanthaon. I am a mlae. I hvae a piar of hnads, lges, eeys and a nsoe.

Not frtgoetnig, I aslo hvae a piar of gangtiic bllas! Tehy porudces aolt of tsoterenosoe. Taht is why I am so hiray.

Jlaeuos?

Deos aynnoe udnesrnatd waht the fcuk taht I am wiritng hree?

Tihs pthoo has ntohnig to do wtih tihs ertny. Jsut put for fun olny.

Hvae a ncie day! :)

I Asked God

2006-09-15T12:56:00.000+08:00

I asked God for a friend,

He gave me you...

I asked God for a minute with you,

He gave me a day with you...

I asked God for love,

He gave me not only His Son but you as well...

I asked God for an angel,

He gave me you...

Acts of Revenge?

2006-09-13T17:36:00.000+08:00

nSomething caught my attention yesterday when I was paying for my teh o ais at the mamak restaurant.

It was the front page of one of our local Malay newspaper, i.e. Utusan Malaysia.

The article can be found HERE

It was in Malay so I'll try my best to translate it to English :D

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Crocodile Hunter's Fan killed 10 stingrays as a revenge

SYDNEY 12th Sept - A fan who wanted to seek revenge for the death of popular wildlife TV personality, Steve Irwin was believed to have killed up to 10 stingrays and cutting of their barbed tails (I added the 'barbed' in to make it sound nicer).

Irwin, 44, famous for his daredevil acts in the Crocodile Hunter programmes on Discovery Channel (not Animal Planet meh?!) was killed last week after being pierced by the barbed tail of a stingray to the heart while doing an underwater shoot at the Great Barrier Reef.

Since his death, the authorities reported that about 10 stingrays were found death at Queensland beach, which was the home of Irwin as well as the Australia Zoo, reports national news agent, AAP today.

Dana Wildlife Warrior's Executive Director, Michael Hornby, who is also a close friend of Irwin said, the killings could be an act of revenge for the death of Irwin and it was totally against Irwin's believes.

"We would like to stress that we do not support any acts of revenge. This is far from what Irwin had wanted."

"Stingrays are beautiful animals (and nice to eat as well, mmmm...) and they play an important role for the nature. I hope everyone understands that we need to protect the wildlifes. This has been what Irwin had been fighting for all these while," he added.

The animal welfare manager at the Fisheries Department, Rick Symons said, his people are investigating the incident and the perpetrator will be sued should he or she be found guilty over the brutality.

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Erm, what do you think of my translation? I think I did not too bad lah, haha. At least it's understandable.

It's amazing what some people will do in order to seek revenge for the death of their idols. I mean, come on lah, the stingray which killed the Croc Hunter was just defending itself because it felt threaten by the presence of him. It's just a natural reaction, a defense mechanism which God had given them.

But it was really sad the way he died. I enjoyed his shows alot on Animal Planet and I'm sure I'm not the only one saying this. Millions of fans worldwide would agree with me on this, confirm!

It's just one of those freak accidents that does happen every now and then. Who would have thought he would be killed by a bloody stingray?! Crikey!

The first animal that comes into mind that would have loved to kill him would be the crocs, confirm as well! Imagine all the anger and frustrations that were locked inside of them after all the tauntings and teasings done by him on them. It's just a matter of time before it reaches a boiling point and all hell will break loose.

And poor old Collina is on the crocs' next hit list as a result :(

Talking about revenge, I read with great interest today about this woman referee, Silvia Regina de Oliveira, whom awarded a goal during a football match in Brazil. Well, you might think what's the big deal. A team scores a goal and the referee awards it, normal what.

BUT...

The goal wasn't scored by any players but the ball boy! WTF?! Was she blind or something?

The 89th minute goal allowed Santacruzense to snatch a 1-1 draw at home to Atletico Sorocaba in the Paulista Football Federation (FPF) Cup on Sunday.

Pictures showed that after a Santacruzense player shot narrowly wide, the boy collected the ball with his feet and took it back on to the pitch. However, instead of returning it to the goalkeeper, he subtly tapped it across the line into the net.

Although there was nearly 10 seconds between the shot going out and the boy placing the ball over the line, referee Silvia Regina de Oliveira awarded a goal amid furious Sorocaba protests.

The whole comical incident can be viewed below:

Could it be the revenge of the ball boy? Maybe he was once a true Atletico Sorocaba fan who felt betrayed by the team's lack of wins.

And joined the dark side.

I was once your ball boy...

We'll never know.

Only he knows.

The Horizon

2006-09-12T15:37:00.000+08:00

Imagine us strolling by the beach...

Then sitting down on the soft, white sand...

You'll be leaning on me as we cuddle...

Looking at the beautiful horizon...

Which I hope our love will be like...

Never ending and beautiful always...

Mr. X

2006-09-11T14:38:00.000+08:00

As I was driving to work this morning, I received an SMS on my phone from an unknown number. The number wasn't in my phonebook. And I was trying to figure out who the hell was it.

This was our exact SMS conversation, word by word:

Mr. X: Hi johnathan. hows life?
jonoteh: Hi, i'm fine here. May i know who ru?

A few minutes later,

Mr. X: I'm your ex-lover. You 4get me already.

I was like WTF?! Who the fuck is this joker lah??? So early wanna play play with me meh. KNN.

So I replied, politely.

jonoteh: Yea rite. Pls identify urself.

Exactly 10 minutes later. I received a reply from Mr. X.

Mr. X: Wah identify ah? Then i must be alien or jet lee? From global hr

Ahhh. The moment I saw global hr, I knew who it was already. It was actually my ex-client. A damn fooking troublesome and problematic client. Sigh.

jonoteh: Oh, elwin isit? Haha. Sorry. How ru doing?
Mr. X: No more elwin, it's vincent cheong now. How is ur job? I wan to offer u a job.

Judging from his SMS-s to me, I'm pretty sure you guys have got a rough idea what kinda person he is. Shit. And I'm supposed to meet up with him later at Mid Valley.

And I wonder what kinda job he has to offer to me?!?

Good, very good.

'Underground' Community Services

2006-09-08T10:03:00.000+08:00

Nowadays, there are many types of community services being offered here by the 'underground people' or should I say the 'tai kohs & tai lohs' in our beloved country, Malaysia.

Let's see, we have credit service (or loans) from Mr. Ah Long, whom we can call at anytime of the day should we run short of cash. Imagine we're having a yum cha session at the mamak stall with our girlfriend and of all days, left our wallet at home. Your bill is amounting to RM 7.50 and because of your male ego, you still insist on paying despite your girlfriend frantically offering to settle the bill. So who do you call? Why, Mr. Ah Long of course. No matter what's the amount, he'll be more than willing to borrow you his money. Just make sure you pay him back lah to avoid any unnecessary confrontations or ugly scenes later. It's just RM 7.50 for goodness sake! Delay for 6 months and RM 7.50 will balloon to RM 75,000!!! Crazy interest rates I tell you.

You wouldn't want your house to be chained and set on fire, do you?

Or have red paint splashed all over your house?

Or worse, have red paint splashed over you over RM 7.50!

And then we have DVD/VCD home delivery service. Life couldn't be anymore easier and convenient. Imagine we can just sit at home on our lazy ass and whenever we feel like watching a new, unreleased movie in the cinema, we just pick up the phone call these DVD/VCD sellers. And the next minute you know, our fresh new release movie will be at our doorstep. DVD 9 quality some more! Crystal clear, no weird inaccurate subtitles and best of all, no human heads moving across the screen during the show. And it only cost you RM 10 plus RM 1 delivery fee. Now that's worth your money.

And the latest (actually it has been around for quite a while already) service that our beloved tai kohs & tai lohs are offering is quite amazing. Got a forwarded email from a colleague of mine yesterday and attached to it was a name card and a brochure. You can have a look at the name card below:

Pretty girls for rent?!

According to their brochure, they're an established escort agency located in Kuala Lumpur and they speacialize in servicing VIP, corporate, expatriate and low profile clients whom requires privacy when calling girls. The agency's motto is "Call us and we will deliver". Right.

Thai, Indonesian, Laotian, Philippine, Chinese, Vietnamese, Malay, Indian and Russian girls are available for selection and they claim that their girls are clean, beautiful and young (17-23 years old). They're also good in bed, hmmm... Some of the girls are willing to do threesome, group sex and bachelor parties (a.k.a Cock Night).

Safety is assured by them as well. They mentioned that when you go to a spa, there is always the problem of raids and being seen by your friends or business associates, which is quite true. Well, now you don’t have to worry anymore because you can enjoy in peace in the comfort of your own house, apartment or hotel room by engaging in their service.

Once you have selected a place you feel safe and comfortable, give them a call. Tell them what type of girls you are looking for (e.g. good service, pretty, big breast etc). Leave your phone on as their driver will contact you to confirm your location before sending the girl over. Pay cash to the girl or driver once you have confirmed her. For those staying in five star hotels, they'll need the registered name for the room in order to send the girls up.

As for the rates, they claim they have the best rates in town. A mininal transport charge will be included as well if you're from out of KL. If you're not happy with the girl, you may change but will be required to pay for the additional transport charge.

Oh yea, an advice from them to you: Save their number in case you need to entertain yourself or your clients. Sex is just a phone call away! And they won't entertain miss calls, SMS or provide photos of the girls. Pamper yourself now! Let their beautiful girls service you :)

We're all just so blessed to be Malaysians. Having these people around will definitely improve our country's economy and image.

MALAYSIA BOLEH!

FOREVER

2006-09-07T16:41:00.000+08:00

For me to say to be with you forever,
Of course is a very bold statement,
Regardless of what will happen,
Every moment spent with you,
Very much I'll cherish indeed,
Especially those happy times,
Reason? Because I love you!

Johnathan Teh
Copyright © 2006 Johnathan Teh

Yunnan Paiyao

2006-09-04T17:53:00.000+08:00

Yesterday morning, while I was reading the newspaper, mum and dad came back from breakfast and bought me some chinese herbal capsules called Yunnan Paiyao (whatever that means) for my knee. For those who doesn't know, I have this knee ligament problem (i think) for well over 2 years now. Can't really overstrain it especially during football or exercising, sigh. Sad but true :(

Camellia Brand Yunnan Paiyao

I wasn't really sure what to make of the capsules because I have never, ever heard of it before. Is it safe to be consumed? Is it recognized by the WHO? Questions and doubts started to flood my mind.

After some research on it over the Internet, I'd managed to find out that these pills are actually manufactured by a scientific process from medicinal materials indigeneous to Yunnan, China, i.e. San-Qi Ginseng Root, Herb of Clarke Herb, Chinese Yam Root, Wild Yam Root, Geranium Aerial Parts and Lesser Galangal Herb.

Seriously, I don't know what the heck are all those medicinal materials mentioned above. Some of them sounds poisonous to me! And I've taken 5 capsules thus far! *GULP*

Consume those pills at your own peril!

Apparently, it has been used for decades with remarkable effect and widely used in China and other countries for it's immediate functions of arresting hemorrhage, curing wounds, activating blood circulation, dispersing blood clots, eliminating inflammation and swelling as well as expelling pus and counteracting toxin.

Besides that, it cures skin infections and women's blood diseases such as dysmerorrhea, menostasis irregular menstruation, hypermernorrhea and etc. (Girls, are there such blood diseases?!)

And oh yea, it can also be used for gun shot wounds (according to the leaflet inside the box). Now that's what I call miracle pills. Amazing!

Since this Yunnan Paiyao capsules does so many wonders, I wonder whether does it help in hair growth? Hmmm... If it does, I'll definitely recommend it to my favourite referee, Mr. Pierluigi Collina :)

Before taking Yunnan Paiyao:

Someone please give him some Yunnan Paiyao pills before he gets mad!

After taking Yunna Paiyao:

A man with hair is a happy man :)

Hen Night

2006-09-02T22:21:00.000+08:00

It's Saturday night! Woohoo!!

And I'm all alone now at home with my dog, Max. *SIGH*

Just sitting down at the dining table all alone, enjoying a big, hot cup of rooibos tea while blogging this entry and listening to Take That's 'Back For Good', which happens to be one of my all time favourite song :) Guess it isn't that bad after all. Spending some quality time alone at home.

Parents are out for a wedding dinner. Sis went as well. Bro went God knows where.

And the female is out for a Hen Night at Bangsar. One of her good friend will be leaving the bachelor and bachelorette's world very soon in like, what, 2 weeks time? Wonder when's my turn? Hmmm...

Talking about Hen Night, I'm kinda curious as to why is it called Hen Night in the first place? Can't it just be called a 'Girl's Night Out' or a 'Bachelorette's Party'? Hen Night sounds so... Er, let's not go there shall we.

According to Wikipedia, a hen night is a party held for a woman who is about to get married, which is what's going on tonight. Ok, point accepted.

BUT THE QUESTION IS:

WHY IS IT CALLED HEN NIGHT?

Can someone please enlighten me, pleeeease? I'm really, really very curious.

If a bachelorette's party is called hen night, then why's a bachelor's party called stag night? Stag night sounds sooooo gay.

It should be called a COCK NIGHT!

Doesn't it sound more like a real man's party? It just makes you want to be a cock right away.

Yea, that's what it should be called. I'll definitely have a Cock Night before I get married.

All the guys will be cocking around the whole night. Talk cock, drink like cock and smoke like cock. Why not play cock as well? Oh well, playing cock is optional lah. I'll leave it to that particular certain individual. Maybe if he's drunk like cock, he might just whip out his cock and...?!?!

A potential scene from my Cock Night with the cocks.

Arrggghhh, what cock am I talking now?! Ish!

Merdeka Day

2006-08-30T10:29:00.000+08:00

It's the time of the year again. Merdeka Day is just around the corner.

How old is our dear Malaysia again?

Er, think she's going to be 49 soon, ain't she? Hmmm...

Well, this just shows how patriotic and 'Malaysian' I am, people. *SIGH*

BUT at least I can be proud to say that I'd actually participated in the 1997 Merdeka Day's celebration at Dataran Merdeka together with some of my schoolmates before. We had to perform some really idiotic, lame ass dance routine and also to form the 97's Merdeka Day logo in front of the King & Queen, the then PM, Dr. Mahathir and some other big shots.

Oh yea, only the males from both 4 Science1 and 4 Science2 were choosen. Don't ask me why. Maybe we were the smart ones and also the cream of the crop of the entire school? Or maybe we were just the natural born losers that had to be the victims?

It's still a mystery till today.

And how could I forget, I think I made a brief appearance on national television (well, that was according to some un-trusted sources la). My so-called few seconds of fame :)

Now, now people. If you wish to get my autograph, please line up ya?

My school was dressed in blue for God knows why. But thank God we weren't made to wear yellow or red. White was still ok but red or yellow was a big NO-NO, thank you.

I'll rather jump down from KL Tower with a loose bungee chord wearing nothing but my checkered GAP boxers from the U.S.A. holding the Jalur Gemilang. Now do you still question my patriotism?

You must be wondering whether was I paid to dance for my country, right? Of course I was paid! You would have to kill me to get me to dance that stupid dance FOC. RM 200 was the fee I'd managed to command for 3 minutes of dance routine. Not bad. On top of that, I was given leave from God knows how many classes because I had to 'train' and 'practise' hard for the big day together with my mates.

RM 200 meant alot to me back then. Imagine the number of times I can play Marvel vs Capcom at the video game arcade in Sungai Wang. And not forgetting the amount of nasi goreng and teh ais I could gorged myself sick.

Ahhhh, life back then was simple for me as a school boy. A hairy school boy that is.

Anyways, tomorrow is a public holiday. And public holiday means no work.

MERDEKA! MERDEKA! MERDEKA!

Happy Merdeka Day to all Malaysians!

Siu Keong

2006-08-24T11:40:00.000+08:00

I was happily chatting with her last night online when a dark lil' figure flew past right in front of me. Thinking it might have been my imagination because of my tiredness after of our church's Youth Camp, which ended yesterday, I carried on chatting with her.

The dark figure flew past me again. This time, I caught a glimpse of it and guess what did I see?

A ghost?... Nope.

A phantom?... Nope.

It's Siu Keong!!!

(for those who doesn't know what Siu Keong is, it's the universal name for cockroach in Cantonese, made famous by Stephen Chow in one of his comedy)

It was so distracting until the point I'd to abandon my lovely conversation with her to hunt and kill it in the most brutal manner. I began to look for it and that lil' creep was hiding behind the vacuum cleaner's box.

So I grabbed my weapon of mass destruction and sneaked up onto Siu Keong. It was happily chilling on the box without really realizing that could be his last chillout place on earth.

My family's weapon of mass destruction which was handed down from my ancestors. Siu Keongs shudders at the sight of it!

As I had it target locked, I hoisted my arm up, took aim and swung it down with as much power that my arm could produce at it.

*WHAM!*

Did I managed to kill Siu Keong? Was it still alive?

To my suprise, it was no where to be seen. Damn! It managed to evade me! Grrrr...

It flew off and hid behind another box. I moved the box and it tried to fly away again.

"You're not gonna escape again, Siu Keong!", I yelled at it.

The mid air assault began and as it was trying it's very best to escape, Max, my dog was wondering what the hell was I doing while playing with his toy burger.

"WTF is he doing?"

After a few attempts, I managed to hit Siu Keong in mid air and the impact caused it to crash to the floor. It seems to be in a daze, not sure what had hit it. As it was wriggling on the floor like a fish out of water, I took aim again and gave it 2 powerful killer blows.

*WHAM!* *WHAM!*

The scene was gruesome. Green, brownish gooey liquid were on the floor and my murder weapon was full of it.

Quickly got rid of the evidence by wrapping it up in some tissue and headed straight to the toilet.

I dumped the body into the toilet bowl.

Then pulled the lever.

And flushed it away into oblivion.

It was the best way to dispose a death Siu Keong. No one would ever find out. The body will never, ever be found. Even Gil Grissom and his CSI team would be scratching their heads having no clue at all as to where the death body has gone.

I then carried on my lovely chatting session with her.

Her first reaction when I told her what I'd just done was... "Ewwwwwwwwww!"

Oh btw, she has Siukeongphobia. Don't worry dear, I'll protect you from all the Siu Keongs of the world! :)

Morning Orgasm :)

2006-08-18T10:01:00.000+08:00

I have ugly toe nails.

It's the result of playing too much footie and not kicking correctly. I'd broken my toe nails countless time, sigh.

Woke up late today (as usual) for work so I'd to shower, shave and wash up in 5 minutes. Talk about efficiency. After I'm all done in the bathroom, I quickly looked for my black jeans but it was no where to be found in my closet!

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Commercial Break:

If you're wondering why must I wear that black jeans, it's because I'll be on video cam duty tonite for the Planet Shakers concert in my church, Renewal Lutheran Church (RLC). Not the main band but the one from Queensland. But Planet Shakers nonetheless. This is their second visit to our church and they'll be joining us for our Youth Camp this coming Monday - Wednesday at Allson Klana, Seremban as well. Going to be a blast!

For more details on the Planet Shakers concert, kindly contact RLC @ +603-7956 4236.

Concert will be on for tonite, 8pm and Saturday (19th Aug 2006) @ 4.30pm

Entry is FREE. Don't miss the chance!

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Oh yea, it's a MUST for cam guys to wear black, especially those who are working on the stage running around with the cam.

Video Cam team after the Movers & Shakers' Concert in Baguio, Phillipines last year.

You wouldn't want me to be dressed in green and pink polka dots running around the stage like a mad man and be the main attraction right? Maybe I should just dress up like a clown.

Anyways, I managed to find the jeans downstairs in the laundry basket. So I qucikly grabbed it and ran up to my room to change. As I hurriedly slip the jeans on, I suddenly felt an orgasmic feeling down under...

My toes la! What were you thinking of?!

My jeans actually got hooked to my big toe nail and as I was pulling it up so hurriedly and ferociously, the nail got half detached from the flesh! Woohoo...

Actually the nail was a bit detached initially after I'd kicked the washing machine deliberately last week because it wouldn't wash my dirty clothes. I tell you, that washing machine is evil! That was the reason why it got detached so easily.

Couldn't stand the sight of the nail dangling around, I took the liberty of pulling it off. The feeling of having your toe nail pulled off can't be described. You wouldn't know how it'll feel like unless you've had a multiple orgasm before :D

"It's coming, it's coming ouuuuuutttttttttttt. AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Before orgasm :(

After orgasm :)

The result of a multiple orgasm :) :)

You should try it once in a while, you know.

Starlight Cinema

2006-08-17T12:50:00.000+08:00

Got a chance to go for the Starlight Cinema event at Sentul Park last week on Friday and more recently, last Tuesday. It was supposedly Asia's largest outdoor cinema festival, where you can actually bring your own mats and food for a picnic while enjoying the movie.

She managed to win 6 complimentary tickets, courtesy of Fly FM via their online contest thingy. Actually this is the second time that she'd won some free tickets from Fly FM. First time was 2 free tickets for Superman Returns.

Dear, maybe you should join more so that we can watch movies for free in the future? :)

For our first outing, which was Da Vinci Code, we were supposed to get in the park before 7.30pm so I went over to her place round 5.30pm last Friday. When I reached, she was busy preparing some potato salad for the event. And guess what she was wearing while preparing? Hehe... Dear, I'm just so tempted to post the photo up but better not la! Don't wanna get into trouble! :S

Left her place round 6.25pm and reached Sentul Park round 7.15pm. By that time, quite a number of crowd was beginning to build up in the park. Many of them did bring along their mats, pillows and beanbags?! but however there were some 'smart' people who turned up without any mat whatsoever. Therefore, they had to resort to placing old newspapers on the grass to keep their asses dry!

As we entered the park, we began to search for a nice location to set up our mat and we found one in between YTL's VIP hut and the projector hut. This location is highly recommended by us. You get a rather nice view and there aren't many people there.

Once settled down, we set up our mat and began to feast on our simple yet yummy 'dinner'. Had potato salad, sandwiches and some home made cookies by her :)

That's the GIGANTIC screen behind.

Awww, life's wonder :)

Pretty in white? Hmmm...

Movie started at 8pm. Some drawbacks of the night was it was kinda hot and there were mozzies flying around! And not forgetting, the projector went kaput not once but TWICE! Sigh.

Potong stim sial!

The show was basically F.O.S but entertaining nonetheless. I find it quite amazing about all the baseless claims made by the author, Dan Brown, e.g. Jesus married Mary Magdalane and they had a child. Crap!

As for last Tuesday, we went for the movie The Benchwarmers together with my sis and Francis. This time we went equipped with REAL dinner in the form of KFC! We were like gorging ourselves mad while other people must be wondering who let loose these 4 barbarians!?

Chi-ken?

The show was not too bad. Predictable kinda comedy. Had a good laugh nonetheless. Oh yea, if you watch closely, you'll notice that in more than 1 scene, you can actually see those big ass microphones hanging above the actors head in the movie. No joke! Didn't realize until she told me.

I wonder what was the editors doing? Hmmm...

Anyways, it was all in all a wonderful experience. Would love to do it again.

Some more free tickets please, Fly FM?

At A Department Store

2006-08-04T12:40:00.000+08:00

What would you do if you were an English teacher and one of your student gives you this composition?

Title: At A Department Store

Last weekend, I went to "SOGO" to bought some seafood. I arrived "SOGO" and open the door, a girl said, "Fuck you!!" Then I very angry and I kick her, but she never dead!! After that, I saw a policemen want to caught me, then I ran into the lift and saw a liftwomen, she asked me, "Are you rushing to hell?" Then I took out my AK-47 to kill her, and she shouted, "RRRRRRRR!!" After few mins, the lift door don't open and I saw the ghost of the liftwomen. But I'm not afraid, because I'm a wizard, I used my magic to kill the ghost!! But she is colourless, then I used my "Real Eye" to look for the ghost. And I used my dark power took it to the hell, then the lift door open!!

I saw a monster had a big ass, and I used the laser point make his eye blind, and then, I used the sword to attack him, but he used his ass to ate my attack, he is very strong, metal cannot kill him. Then I thought out the "Weapon of Phoenix King", and I shouted "Phoenix, Tiger, Snake, Dragon... Sonic Boom!!" Then I kill his ass, and he ranaway.

A "SOGO" gave me many money, I was very happy. But when I went home, I find the money is "Hell Bank Note"!! I was very angry, then I used a atomic bomb to kill myself and the other people in HK!!

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If I was this boy's English teacher, I'll really puke blood! :S

But kudos to him for being so creative lah, hahaha.

Hair Raising Experience

2006-07-31T21:22:00.000+08:00

For those who knows me quite well, I'm sure you guys should know that I'm actually quite a hairy guy. Yup, for those who doesn't really know me, I'm kinda hairy... for a chinese.

Read that... C...H...I...N...E...S...E.

Not Malay, not Chin-dian (Chinese + Indian), Not Chi-bai (Chinese + Sikh), not Eurasian and the latest, not Portugese.

Guess the hairy genes has been running in the Teh familiy for generations!!!

One of the early Teh in Africa. Even back then, he was getting some sticks for being hairy, sigh. I know exactly how he feels.

I've got thick, bushy eyebrows.
I've got long, beautiful eyelashes. (Which sometimes causes a lot of jealousy among girls!)

Ain't those eyelashes long and pretty? :)

I've got hairy ear lobes. (God knows why?!)
I've got hairy nipples. (If you wish to see, do let me know. I can email it to you :D)
I've got a hairy belly button, which leads to... *ahem* down under.

(Anything that walks past it will definitely fall to their death! I'm serious!)

I've got hairy thighs.
I've got hairy legs.

(It looks like the Amazon jungle down there. You wouldn't wanna get lost in there)

You wouldn't wanna venture to deep into the jungle.

I've got hairy toes and foot (?!?!)

Stop staring at my 'beautiful toe nails'! Kinda reminds me of Mr. Frodo.

Sigh, I know I've a lot of body hair.

If you were to put an ant or small insect on my leg, chances are it'll never find it's way out the overgrown, thick and curly hair.

I've seen countless poor little insects being trapped for hours, even days and eventually died of starvation and sometimes rather disturbingly, committed suicide. Sigh, those poor things.

I guess they must have felt like that poor girl in Blair Witch Project, where she was trapped in the forest.

Imagine the terror!

I grew up quite normally as most Chinese boys till around 13 years old. Till the 2 puberty power plants down under started to order the workers to work overtime in producing testosterones. Because these are by far the BIGGEST power plants around, the end result was hair began to sprout out like wild mushrooms after a rainy day! :S

A scene of my power plants at work.

It wasn't easy having a hairy leg at such a young age. I mean, can you imagine me in short school pants with hairy legs?! Ohhhhh... the trauma I would have to go through at such a young age would be terrible. All the tauntings! :(

Thank God for long school pants.

Talking about hairy issues, I encountered a rather horrific, hair raising sight yesterday at Guardian Pharmacy. As I was minding my own business looking for some stuffs, I notice 3 girls beside me looking at some facial products. They are definitely from China because of their accent.

One of them was rather good looking (from the corner of my eye lah). That was until she lifted her right arm up to get something from the shelve and... the most horrible sight that I'd seen for a long, long time. Her armpit was unshaved! Full of hair! *vomit*

My goodness, what a sight.

Too bad I didn't manage to take a photo with my phone :D

Time of the season...

2006-07-26T12:17:00.000+08:00

Have you ever felt really demotivated at your workplace before?

I'm going through that phase right now.

There's no more motivation and passion in my work. The company will be a year old very soon, i.e. by the end of the month without me realizing it. How time flies by!

I've been with them for 9 months plus now and so far, some of you might be wondering what have I achieved, eh?

To be honest, I don't know. I really don't know.

This is actually very demotivating for me and I guess it's the right time of the season for me to seek for greener pastures. And I've already made up my mine that I'll leave the company as soon as I find the right job.

No more IT industry for me.

3 years of IT industry is enough for me. Any other industry is fine with me. Preferably an MNC or public listed company.

So people, please pray for me ya? THANKS! God bless!

PS: If any of you guys know of any job vacancies, do let me know :)

Blank!

2006-07-13T13:40:00.000+08:00

I'm trying to write an entry. But I don't have any idea on what to write about?!

BLANK! Completely blank. Brain juice dried up!

Arrggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Sigh.

Have any of you people experience this before? You have the urge to write something and then suddenly *POOF!*... Your head is like, empty? Fark.

This had happened to me far too many times I tell you. Frust sial!

~~~~~~~~~~ 5 minutes later...

You know what? All these ranting is actually making my brain juice flow again! Muahahaha...

So now, let's discuss about: David Trezeguet's look alike? Hmmm...

For the past few years, I've actually thought to myself that we both look quite alike. Didn't really asked anyone because I malu la. Scared they say I'm perasan. Ish.

So while having dinner with her 2 days ago, she suddenly asked me:

"You look abit like David Trezeguet", she said.

I was like, "Oh really? *happy sial* Thought no one noticed cos no one had actually ever came up to me and told me that before"

Why don't you judge for yourself?

Guess which is the real Trezeguet? Not easy you know. People get confused sometimes.

I was walking along PJ Old Town the day after Trezeguet missed the penalty for France in the World Cup final and people walked up to me and started cursing at me! WTF!

"What the fuck were you doing?! Even my grandma could score that!"

"You left your shooting boots at home last night isit?"

"Lu ingat lu main rugby ah, bodoh!"

Hahaha, how I wish la. This is what happens when you're too free and your imagination runs wild.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Can't stop laughing la me. Nice or not my original France jersey? Trezeguet gave it to me after France's final victory over Italy during Euro 2002 :). Don't jealous ok!

Post World Cup

2006-07-11T12:35:00.000+08:00

Sorry for the lack of updates people! Was kinda busy pre-occupied with the World Cup and... erm, lazy? hahaha. Why the hell did I start another blog knowing that I won't be updating it on a regular basis? Haihz...

For those who doesn't already know, this is like my 3rd blog in 3 years if not mistaken. *bleh*

Why am I saying sorry in the first place since this is my blog?! I blog as and when I like. Just being polite I guess, hehe :D

Anyways, the World Cup is over! Can you believe it??? 1 month just flew by *finger snaps* just like that, sigh. Will have to wait for another 4 more years for World Cup 2010 which will be held in South Africa. They'll be the first African country to host the World Cup Finals.

Wonder when will the World Cup be held in Malaysia? Hmmm... That'll be a great success for us. Doesn't matter if we don't qualify. As long as it's held here is a success already. Oh fuck, maybe I should wake up already. Too early to dream, ahahahaha... Well, everything starts with a dream right?

It was an eventful World Cup I would say. Lotsa drama and actions. Holland, my fave team this year (yes, The Oranje) didn't make it to the final as what I'd hoped for. SIGH! Still as under achieveing as usual despite having so many talented footballers. Went out in the 2nd round against arguably the dirtiest team in this year's World Cup Finals, i.e. Portugal.

The game was marred by the sending off of 4 bloody players! 2 players from each side. And to top it off, the referee brandished an astonishing 16 yellow cards as well! A new record indeed for the dirtiest game in the tournament's history.

Some of you must be asking why I labelled them as the dirtiest team? I'm sure most of you should know by now right?

Answer: The Portugese players spent all time of their matches against Holland, England and France diving in the penalty area, intimidating opponents, running after the referee to give red and yellow cards to their opponents and faking injuries each time they were touched. Now you tell me is that dirty or not? What happened to fair plays? Sigh.

Who can forget the Rooney red card's incident involving his fellow Man Utd's Portugese team mate, Cristiano Ronaldo?

Let's have a look at that unfortunate incident:

Ronaldo (17): "Ref, he stepped on his balls!!! He's my team mate at Man Utd and he told me that he'll break Carvalho's balls because he plays for Chelsea! GIVE HIM A RED CARD!"

Petit: "Yea ref, give it only!"

Carvalho: "Meu esferas!!! Oohhhhh...!!" *rolling around on the pitch while holding his balls*

I really don't know whether was it true that Ronaldo did asked the referee to send Rooney off. According to reports and www.manutd.com, apparently Rooney and Ronaldo had a clear the air talk and all is well now since they've resolved their differences. Let's hope it's true.

To be honest, I don't really like Ronaldo early on even before the World Cup had started. Even though I'm a die hard Man Utd fan, I sometimes find him to overdo things, especially with his over elaborate dribblings. His crossings aren't that good either and he isn't very much of a team player I would say. A bit too selfish with the ball most of the time. He would try his luck on goal rather than passing it to a team mate who's in a better position to score. I understand how van Nistelrooy feels, sigh.

And to make matters worse after his 'role' in the sending off of his own Man Utd team mate, Rooney, he made it public that he wanted to leave, with Spain his prefered destination. Either Real Madrid or Barcelona are his touted destination. His public comments about his desire to leave Man Utd was indeed hard to swallow by a lot of Utd's fan, especially Sir Alex Ferguson.

His reason for wanting out of the club was because he claims that his manager and David Gill, Chief Executive of Man Utd didn't come out and defended him when he was being crucified by the public and press alike, especially the English as a whole for Rooney's sending off.

By outlining his desire to leave the club, especially so publically, he had crossed the line of loyalty and acceptability, which I doubt there's any turning back for him now.

I feel that he is such an ungrateful bastard after what Sir Alex and Man Utd had done for him. When he moved to Utd in 2003 from Sporting Lisbon as an almost unknown, it was Sir Alex who'd thrown a protective arm over him and nurtured him to who he is today. And not forgetting for guiding him through the trauma of his father's passing last summer plus the rape allegations which followed suit.

IF he's still playing for Utd for the coming season, expect lotsa boos for him from during home and away games alike. This I can assure you. Wouldn't be suprised too if banners and cardboards with 'JUDAS' flashing across them being all around the stadium during the games.

What do you think of Cristiano Ronaldo?

Father's Love Letter

2006-06-27T12:17:00.000+08:00

AN INTIMATE MESSAGE FROM GOD TO YOU.

The words you are about to experience are true.
They will change your life if you let them.
For they come from the heart of God.
He loves you.
And He is the Father you have been looking for all your life.
This is His love letter to you...

My Child,

You may not know me, but I know everything about you. Psalm 139:1
I know when you sit down and when you rise up. Psalm 139:2
I am familiar with all your ways. Psalm 139:3
Even the very hairs on your head are numbered. Matthew 10:29-31
For you were made in my image. Genesis 1:27
In me you live and move and have your being. Acts 17:28
For you are my offspring. Acts 17:28
I knew you even before you were conceived. Jeremiah 1:4-5
I chose you when I planned creation. Ephesians 1:11-12
You were not a mistake, for all your days are written in my book. Psalm 139:15-16
I determined the exact time of your birth and where you would live. Acts 17:26
You are fearfully and wonderfully made. Psalm 139:14
I knit you together in your mother's womb. Psalm 139:13
And brought you forth on the day you were born. Psalm 71:6
I have been misrepresented by those who don't know me. John 8:41-44
I am not distant and angry, but am the complete expression of love. 1 John 4:16
And it is my desire to lavish my love on you. 1 John 3:1
Simply because you are my child and I am your Father. 1 John 3:1
I offer you more than your earthly father ever could. Matthew 7:11
For I am the perfect father. Matthew 5:48
Every good gift that you receive comes from my hand. James 1:17
For I am your provider and I meet all your needs. Matthew 6:31-33
My plan for your future has always been filled with hope. Jeremiah 29:11
Because I love you with an everlasting love. Jeremiah 31:3
My thoughts toward you are countless as the sand on the seashore. Psalms 139:17-18
And I rejoice over you with singing. Zephaniah 3:17
I will never stop doing good to you. Jeremiah 32:40
For you are my treasured possession. Exodus 19:5
I desire to establish you with all my heart and all my soul. Jeremiah 32:41
And I want to show you great and marvelous things. Jeremiah 33:3
If you seek me with all your heart, you will find me. Deuteronomy 4:29
Delight in me and I will give you the desires of your heart. Psalm 37:4
For it is I who gave you those desires. Philippians 2:13
I am able to do more for you than you could possibly imagine. Ephesians 3:20
For I am your greatest encourager. 2 Thessalonians 2:16-17
I am also the Father who comforts you in all your troubles. 2 Corinthians 1:3-4
When you are brokenhearted, I am close to you. Psalm 34:18
As a shepherd carries a lamb, I have carried you close to my heart. Isaiah 40:11
One day I will wipe away every tear from your eyes. Revelation 21:3-4
And I'll take away all the pain you have suffered on this earth. Revelation 21:3-4
I am your Father, and I love you even as I love my son, Jesus. John 17:23
For in Jesus, my love for you is revealed. John 17:26
He is the exact representation of my being. Hebrews 1:3
He came to demonstrate that I am for you, not against you. Romans 8:31
And to tell you that I am not counting your sins. 2 Corinthians 5:18-19
Jesus died so that you and I could be reconciled. 2 Corinthians 5:18-19
His death was the ultimate expression of my love for you. 1 John 4:10
I gave up everything I loved that I might gain your love. Romans 8:31-32
If you receive the gift of my son Jesus, you receive me. 1 John 2:23
And nothing will ever separate you from my love again. Romans 8:38-39
Come home and I'll throw the biggest party heaven has ever seen. Luke 15:7
I have always been Father, and will always be Father. Ephesians 3:14-15
My question is…Will you be my child? John 1:12-13
I am waiting for you. Luke 15:11-32

Love, Your Dad.

Almighty God

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Finally, a quarter centurion!

2006-06-26T22:06:00.000+08:00

I'd officially joined the exclusive Quarter Century Club yesterday :)

To be honest, it was just another birthday for me. Didn't really bother me that much actually, hahaha. Age is just numbers anyways.

Had a poolside BBQ party last Saturday, organized by my dear and mum. It was actually meant to be a suprise party but I managed to find out about it on Saturday morning, the day of the party.

Actually, I suspected something on earlier last week during dinner with my family and her. Mum suddenly asked my sis do I know anything about 'it'.

I was like, "Hmmm...". And so I 'buat tak tau' loh.

Anyways, the first giveaway was the amount of lamb my mum bought from the market. I asked her what's with all the lamb and she said she was going to cook lamb chop for dinner. Er, yea right.

There were only 6 of us in the family and the amount of lamb was enough to feed a family of 20 I reckon.

Second giveaway was the phone call by my dear to mum. Mum was busy cleaning the lamb and her handphone rang. She asked me to bring the phone into the kitchen for her and so I did. When I picked up the phone, the caller ID was my dear's.

Ahhhhhhhh...

Asked mum why did she called her. She then said, "Don't you know your gf is planning a BBQ party for you meh?"

Dear, oh dear. You cheeky lil' thing :D

Was supposed to go out for a romantic pre-birthday dinner with her on Saturday night but she said she can't make it because she had a 'family dinner' that night. Ish ish ish.

But it was a really thoughtful gesture from everyone that was involved.

A BIG THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO MADE THIS PARTY A BLAST!

TGIF...

2006-06-23T15:54:00.000+08:00

Thank GOD it's Friday! Weekend is just around the corner :)

Going to the gym tomorrow morning, then for a game of futsal after that and church in the evening. And maybe dinner with her? My birthday will be in 2 days time *hint hint* so I think she's buying me dinner. Or is it the other way around? Hmmm...

Talk about a packed schedule!

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You know all those forwarded emails that you get, like practically everyday? Some are just a plain waste of time to open and read. But some are rather interesting (please ah, not talking about pictures of pretty girls ya? ;D).

As usual as every other day, I was checking my Gmail and there were a few forwarded emails. 2 of them were quite interesting.

1) Forwarded Email #1:

Apparently at Pizza Hut (for this case, Sunway Pyramid's outlet) in their bills, besides having the normal things such as number of person, bill number and food/drinks ordered, it also has a column for 'RACE'?!?

Malays are supposedly labelled as '0', which means Malay (not sure how true is this la) and 'C' for, yup, you guessed it right... Chinese.

Bills with '0' marked in the 'RACE' column has NO service nor government tax!!!

Now you try and guess whether does bills with 'C' marked has service and government taxes or not?

YES, it has! WTF MAN!

Not only Chinese but this applies to Indians as well, sigh.

Have a look at the following pics and judge for yourself:

I'm not sure how true this story is but if it's true, this is damn fucking racist ok! The authorities should do something about this because this is totally unacceptable!!!

PIZZA HUT Management, if you're reading this...

BETTER MAKE SURE THIS IS NOT REAL. IF IT IS, I'M SURE ALOT OF 'C' and 'I' WILL BOYCOTT YOU!

2) Forwarded Email #2:

Arrrgggghhhhh... can't believe this kinda racist shits are happening.

Anyways, on a lighter note, apparently there's a new species of fish. Not sure what's the name of the fish but I've some pictures of it. Do have a look:

The head looks like a baboon or some ape and the tail is of course from a fish. Hahahahahahahaha...

Some people are just too damn free to do this kinda shit.

God bless and kudos to whoever that did this. I salute you!

Actually these pics reminds me of the Feejee Mermaid.

It was supposedly caught near the Feejee Islands in the South Pacific but in actual fact, it was actually a dried fish tail sewn to a withered body of a monkey. The famous P.T. Barnum made it famous in 1842.

Are you ready to see to see the famous Feejee Mermaid?

LADIES & GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU...

THE FEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEE MERMAID..........

*jeng jeng jeng*

Ain't she a beauty? :D

Have a great weekend ahead people!

Petaling Jaya... City!

2006-06-22T10:32:00.000+08:00

So yesterday, Petaling Jaya (PJ) was officially declared a city!!!

Woohooooo!!! *happy happy, joy joy*

And former Petaling Jaya Municipal Council (MPPJ) president Datuk Ahmad Termizi Puteh was elected the new city's first mayor and will helm what is now known as the Petaling Jaya City Council (MBPJ).

So, ahem... Mr Ahmad, you better make sure you do a good job, aight? Don't want no corruption shit happening just because you're thinking about your own ass. And not forgetting your cronies' asses as well.

Anyways, first morning in Petaling Jaya City didn't really got off to a good start for me, sigh. Was supposed to wake up at 2.45 am to watch the Holland vs Argie game but I couldn't! Overslept!

DAMN!

But it was ok la since the game was a boring one, which ended in 0 - 0. Next up for The Oranje will be Portugal in the 2nd round of the World Cup. Should be a good game I reckon.

Then there was the shower incident around 8.15 am. Was stripped and all ready to shower and I noticed the water pressure was pretty low, but still ok for a quick shower.

So I proceeded to wash my hair and face first because I didn't want to take the risk of soaping my whole body. Didn't trust the water pressure at all.

Water pressure was still ok. *la la la la la la*

Then came the body soaping part. As I was about to finish soaping, I noticed the water pressure was beginning to decrease!!!

GREAT, JUST GREAT!

And the horror of all horror happened. The water stopped! SHIT!!! Whole body was covered with foam and no water! Very good.

Because the water pressure was low, I took the shower head and literally had to squat down so that the water would flow downwards instead of upwards to wash off the shampoo, facial cleanser and soap. SIGH. Sad, sad, sad.

And to make matter worse, the little water I had was damn filthy ok! Brownish, muddy water! *eeewwwwwww*

What a great way to start the day in Petaling Jaya City. What's next I wonder?

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NEWS FLASH!

Some fucking snatch thieves on a motorbike tried to snatch mum's gold chain at PJ Old Town this morning!

Thank GOD mum is ok, with only some bruises on her neck, if not mistaken. And those FUCKING BASTARDS didn't manage to get the gold chain. However, the chain was broken.

Can you imagine what would happen if mum was dragged along the road if the chain didn't break??? Could have... sigh. You go figure it out.

Better for the chain to be broken than for mum to get injured.

Talking about a miracle! GOD is real, very real in fact. HE is watching over us all the time from Heaven above :)

Better believe it...

Word of the day:

2006-06-21T16:40:00.000+08:00

FUCKEVER (pronounced as fuck-ever)

means whatever in a more rude form
don't give a fuck

Have you ever faced with some issues that you just couldn't be bothered anymore and you just want to say fuckever?

I have.

So, fuckever.

The Ugly Malaysians...

2006-06-20T23:59:00.000+08:00

Just got home from supper at A&W with her. And boy, am I stuffed now. She forced me to eat most of the waffle!!!

her: Eh, you finish off the waffle ah?

me: You eat la. I'm full di.

her: So you want me to be overweight isit???

me: Erm, then you want me to be overweight isit?

her: You guy mah, have to eat more wan.

me: Why? Says who?

her: Really wan. Guys have to eat more cos their metabolisme rate higher mah.

me: ??? *finished off the waffles*

(Our conversation was something like that, not exactly word by word but something like that.)

So guys, do you agree that we, the males, have high metabolisme rate and should eat more? Hmmm... Interesting.

While we were eating, she suddenly asked me to look at someone's red underwear?!

me: Who la? Guy ah?
her: No la, girl.

me: Where??

her: There... On your right hand side.

me: Ohhhhhh *laughing*

Her red underwear was showing quite obvious ok. You don't want to look also cannot cos the underwear was like begging people to look at it.

Pretty red undies says, "Oh please look at me. Ain't I pretty? Huh, huh?"

Crap. Hahaha...

Then she asked me, how come when a girl's bra strap or undies are a bit visible, some guys are like quite 'on' wan? To be honest dear, I really don't know. Maybe you guys can help me with this question? Thank you.

Well, I guess some guys (not all ok!) has some fetish for it kua, muahahaha. Kidding.

Ok ok, so as we were having our supper, this guy brought his son over to the sink to wash the son's hand. Fine. Normal what, so I carried on eating loh.

BUT... our friend carried his son on to the sink and allowed him to squat down on the sink with his sandals on! I was like looking at her, with the WTF look.

For goodness sake, can't he like just carry the son and let him wash his hands instead of letting him squat down on the sink! Or take off his sandals first la? Imagine how dirty would the sink be because of this? (not to say it's that clean before that la but still?!) The boy could have stepped on some dog shit earlier. Think about it, the probability is there right? Who doesn't agree with me? I'll whoop your ass.

Sigh. Some people ah, do things never use their brains wan. I pity them.

Since we're in the topic of 'Ugly Malaysians', another thing that really fucking gets into my nerves are those people who swims in the swimming pool with their full body gear, i.e. shirt + pants aka the 'Ninjas' (I'm sure many of us Malaysians have encountered it before and you know what kind of people I'm talking about, right?).

I mean, this happens in PUBLIC swimming pools ok! I've even seen this happening in 5 star hotels' swimming pools before ok. FUCK MAN! Haihz.

PLEASE DON'T POLUTE THE WATER LA, YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!

If only 1 ninja goes in, ok la, close one eye loh...

But NOOOOOOOO!

The whole ninja famliy clan will be in the pool. Papa ninja, mama ninja, brother ninja, sister ninja, granny ninja, etc...*sheeesh*

Why the fuck do they want to swim when they can't put on a swimsuit? Are they blind or something by not seeing the 'ONLY SWIMSUITS ALLOWED' sign??? Or are they just being plain ignorant? Idiotic assholes. Sigh.

So what kind of 'Ugly Malaysians' have YOU met that really got into your nerves? Do share with me.

Arrggggggggggggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-18T01:06:00.000+08:00

I'd just actually finished writing my view on the Kongsi Raya issue, turned off my notebook and headed to the living room to watch the World Cup match between Ghana and Czech Republic.

I sat down comfortably on the couch and did a little cat strecthing to loosen up my muscles and joints after being in front of the notebook for like an hour.

As I was stretching my legs, I felt myself stepping on something.

Thinking it might be Max's (my dog) chew bone, I also selamba la used my left feet to try and move it away. But something didn't feel right because it felt 'roundish', and I don't recall Max's chew bone being round!

I looked down and guess what was it?

IT WAS MAX'S POOP!

Arrggggggggggggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!! *$(@#$(&$#@

That dog shitted in the house! He's gonna get it la.

~ I sense some people are laughing now! ~ Laugh la, laugh all you want! Grrrrr...

Kongsi Raya?

2006-06-17T23:26:00.000+08:00

Kongsi Raya celebration... I'm sure most of you guys have heard of it, right? Right, fellow Malaysians? Hmmm...

Anyways, Kongsi Raya is a Malaysian portmanteau (don't know what this word means? go look in your dictionary) denoting the Chinese New Year and Hari Raya Aidilfitri. As the timing of these 2 festivals fluctuate due to their reliance on lunar calendars, they occasionally occur close to one another. For the sake of convenience, Malaysian media took to combining "kongsi" (from the traditional CNY greeting, gong xi fa cai) and "raya", the Malay word for "celebration", which is often used to denote Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

**disclaimer: This topic of discussion is from my own personal view and it has nothing to do with any religious issues whatsoever. So read at your own discretion.

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Currently, one of the major headline in Malaysia is the issue of Kongsi Raya celebration. During the Ulama Conference 2006 here, the working committee member chairman urged the Government to review the practise of Kongsi Raya.

The reason why? To ensure that it does not contradict Islam.

Er... yea? So wtf does religion has to do with it?

And as usual, everyone's favourite political party, PAS, was the first to jump in line to support the stand because they believe that an Islamic celebration should not be put on par with other non-Islamic festivals. *wow*

Reason... Because it could be considered as blasphemous from an Islamic point of view to pair a Muslim celebration with a non-Muslim one. Besides that, the concern is that it could affect one's faith. *boo hoo*

(Information gathered from The Star and Malaysia Today. So if you wanna sue me, you're looking for the wrong person, aight?)

For your information, if your faith level is strong, do you think by celebrating some festival will decrease it?

Take a moment and think for a while you jackasses! This just shows how 'strong' their faith levels are. I pity you guys, I really do.

Maybe some kopi tongkat ali will lift them up abit?

Come on la. What are these fucking idiots thinking? I really do feel that they're still lost in some medieval time, you know, the dark ages. Can you imagine what this fucking jokers will do if they do manage to win over the votes of the non-Muslims during the next coming General Elections?

My oh my, there'll definitely be havoc all around.

Who doesn't agree with me? Please raise your hands so I can see them. Awww, don't agree with me? Too bad, live with it!

So my fellow Malaysians, do you think we should continue practising Kongsi Raya? I certainly do. Imagine the amount of angpows and duit raya you can collect! Woohoo!!

Bad experiences...

2006-06-16T12:42:00.000+08:00

Why, hello everybody. So we meet again.

Yes, yes. I know I've been like missing in action for quite a while since I last posted, and yes this is my 3rd blog in like, what, 2 years?

Anyways, as you all should know by now... It's World Cup season! *DUH*. Guys will be glued to the TV set, ignoring the pleas of their other halves to spend some time with them, MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Hmmm, or is it the other way around? *a moment of complete silence*

Likely scenario:

gf : Dear, you said we're supposed to go out for dinner and spend some quality time together, rite?

bf : Uh-huh...

gf : Then why are you still in front of the TV watching grown up men chasing a damn ball?

bf : Ok, ok... Chill la, ish... *walks towards the phone and dial 1-300-888-333 *Domino's jinggle*...

gf : *wtf look* Don't tell me we're supposed to have pizza and spend some 'quality' time in front of the tv?!?

bf : Yea la, abe-then? gf : URRGGHHHH!!! *no eye see liao*

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Girls, do you agree with the above scenario? Haihz... The World Cup only comes by every 4 years once so give your man 1 month off, ya? Are we still cool? Make love not war, ok?

See, I'd even gotten my 1 month MC from Dr. Soccer Singh already! Have you guys?

So which team are YOU supporting? I'll be rooting for The Oranje (Dutch) this time around because it's amazing with the amount of talent in the squad, past and present, they've yet to lift the trophy, not even once?! Amazing. With legendary players like Johan Cruyft, Marco van Basten and Ruud Gullit, as well as the current top players like Ruud van Nistelrooy, Arjen Robben and Edwin van der Sar, the World Cup still prove elusive for them.

Currently pitted together with Argentina, Serbia & Montenegro and debutant, Ivory Coast in the dreaded Group of Death, it's going to be tough for them but they managed to get off to a winning start by beating S&M by a solitary Robben brilliant strike.

Next up, Côte d'Ivoire or better known as Ivory Coast. Boasting quality players such as the Didier 'Oh-someone-shot-me-so-I'm-going-to-fall-theaterically' Drogba, Arse-anal's Kolo Toure and once Man Utd midfield target, Didier Zokora. Despite being being in their 1st ever World Cup appearance, they didn't seem to awed by the occassion judging from the way they played against the mighty Argentinians, in which they lost 2-1.

My match prediction for Netherland vs Côte d'Ivoire: 2 - 0 in favour of The Oranje.

This is my own personal prediction so IF any of you guys decides to bet base on my prediction, all the best to you. Anyways, betting ain't a cool thing to do, ya? I've learnt from my mistake while betting during the 1998 World Cup where I'd lost RM300+ (alot of money for a Form 5 student ok!). Why not spend the money on buying me ice cream... or cendol?

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Oh yea, how can I forget. I was at PJ Old Town buying some grocery with her last night and as we were heading back to the car, this quite decently dressed guy, maybe in his 40s on his motorbike approached me and this was our conversation:

guy : excuse me brother...

me : *wtf look*

guy : can you spare me 50 cents? i'd just finished an interview here and my bike has no more petrol. need the money to fill up my bike to get back to klang...

me : yea, yea... you need 50 cents pump petrol? it's ok... *continued walking to the car which was like a few feet away*

guy : really wan! i've only 70 cents with me now. need another 50 cents to pump petrol...

me : *got into the car without giving a f*** about him*

her : dear, faster lock the doors! *sounded panicky* (dear, were you panicking? hmmm...)

Yes, as cruel as I may had be (sue me), I've learned from a pretty bad experience once by being too kind hearted. That guy may had been genuine, only God knows, but my natural instinct was telling me not to give a f*** about him.

For those who doesn't know what happened to me previously prior to this incident, let me summarize it for you. While with my ex-company last year, I got a call from this guy, called 'Terence', whom I'd no idea who the f*** was he. But he sounded damn convinving when he said his boss actually knows my ex-boss and his company needed some service from us.

I thought to myself, ok, why not since my sales for that particular month wasn't that great. So I setup an appointment to meet him on that very day at Sungai Wang. This f***er was so damn, bloody convincing that he actually called me twice if not mistaken to remind me and to confirm our meeting later that day.

Reached Sungai Wang like 20 mins earlier than our meeting time (yes, i'm a very punctual guy) so I called him and asked where was he. He said he's in Sungai Wang already so he asked me to wait for him in front of Swensen's Ice Cream. After waiting for about 10 mins, this chinese guy, with a business pouch and an envelope with him, maybe in his 40s approached me. He was quite honest and decent looking. And oh yea, he has a damn mole on his face! I'll remember his face for the rest of my life.

"Hi, are you Johnathan?", he asked.

"Yes I am. You must be Terence. Nice to meet you", I replied.

"Actually my wife and my boss will be joining in the meeting but they are still on their way. Think they're stuck somewhere in the KL jam and my wife is not very familiar with the roads in KL", he told me. He then added,"Why not we go sit down for a drink first while we wait for them?".

I agreed and we headed over to some cafe. On our way there, he told me some stuffs about his company, what they were doing, bla bla bla. I tell you people, this bloody f***er is really a damn convicing. He even knows my ex-boss' name as we continued on with our conversation. As we were about to get into the lift, he took out his handphone on the pretext of making a phone call.

"Erm, my phone just ran out of battery. Can I borrow your phone to call my wife? I'll get her to call back so you won't get charged so much", he said.

I thought, no harm in borrowing him my phone so I passed it to him. He dialled the 'wife's' number and told 'her' asked her to call my number back once they've reached Sungai Wang. Then he hung up and we proceed into the cafe. We ordered our drinks and I took out some brochures to show him. He told me that they had to sign up for this particular service by that day because the boss will be flying off that very night to Singapore.

After about like 5 mins, my phone rang and it was the 'wife's' number so I passed the phone to him. He spoke to her and was 'supposedly' giving her the instruction on how to get to the cafe.

"My wife and my boss are actually here already. I need to go out and bring them in. Do you mind me borrowing your phone? Need to guide them here. I'll be back in a while", he said.

Because it was quite late already then and I desperately wanted to close the deal, I agreed. He left his pouch and envelope on the table as he was getting up.

"Can you please take care of my stuffs?", he asked.

"Ok, no problem", I said.

I sat at the table and waited for like almost an hour and I realized that something wasn't right. Went up to the manager of the cafe and borrowed their phone to try calling that f***er on my own number! BASTARD! Guess what? The phone was turned off and all my calls were forwarded into the voice mail. I then called my ex-boss and asked whether does he know this 'Terence' guy or his boss and suprise, suprise, he said NO! My first reaction was... *jeng jeng jeng*... WTF!

Felt so screwed!!! Felt like I'd just been PUNKED by Ashton Kutcher! *#$%@

The cafe manager told me why don't you open up his pouch and see what's inside and so I did. IT WAS A BLOODY PIECE OF ROCK WRAPPED IN SOME NEWSPAPERS! And the envelope contained some newspapers as well, sigh.

So there you go, my handphone was stolen by this f***er just because of me being too kind hearted. Haihz.

On a brighter note, even though I was damn f***ing pissed with him, I suddenly felt the urge within me to send him an SMS on the number he used to call me. I'm not sure whether did he receive the SMS or not but I didn't care. This was exactly what I'd wrote to him:

"I forgive you for what you'd done because Jesus first forgave us all. God bless."